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  1. 1. Like torturing and killing my boss

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Don't worry, bunglehead, you're not the only one with a lame job.

 

I'm thinking I might as well be counting belugas....

 

The bitch is that I like what I do. I just wish my boss wasn't such a tyrannical fuck that micromanages the shit out of everything and plays favorites. I knew from a very young age that not being a kiss ass would be a hard road to walk. Some of the people I work with are so far up my boss's ass I'm surprised he can take a shit. It's disgusting to see people with no backbone slithering around his chair like he's some kind of god. It's positively repellant. They're always bitching at their wives and lecturing their kids over the phone. Again, repellant.

And I'm sick of hearing about how viewing porn fucked up his computer at home and his non stop commentary on gay marriage and the general state of women; I won't even get into his making reservations for lunch at the STRIP CLUB.

It's like fucking high school. Stop making comments on every woman that walks by, quit spraying your anti semitic bullshit, quit arguing with your wife over the phone, and for the love of god shut your fucking mouth about your political beliefs at work. Go home and get laid or take a day off to go shoot all your guns you talk so much about. Do something but for the love of god, LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB IN PEACE. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gif

 

I feel a little better now.

Dude, you have an out if you have the guts to take it. What you do is this. You start documenting all the things your boss does that are either illegal or against company policy, like sexual harrassment, doing personal things on company time, etc. See if you can't get a coworker who also hates your boss and whom you trust to do this too. Collect evidence for about six months. I'm talking about a journal in which you record exact date and times. Take pictures and make photocopies.

 

Finally you unload this journal and other evidence on your boss's boss. Either it works and he gets fired, or it doesn't and you either get fired or quit. Either way you will be better off.

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