sketchfest Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 I was talking with the head ranger on sunday before we left. Apparently "Heinrich Becky" has made quite the name for himself among the locals. It would seem the "Heinrich" is somewhere in the canyon everyday. At least twice a week he is seen climbing with his wife, who can apparently follow anything that "Heiny" can lead which according to the rangerman is in the area of .10d. To quote: "Eeff doo tink dat von vas goot, try dis von, ets da same only harder! Now gimme a bulay yah?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 "zu dink dat ez howzecahq?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Now isn't anyone going to congratulate me on becoming a Zen CHAT Master today? [ 09-09-2002, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: allison ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Heinrich Horsecock! Fantastic! Yeah, great to meet you all; had a blast on Sat. Ropegun I am not - I'm sore as hell, actually. Y'all let the newly expanded Bend contingent know if you're coming down this a way again. Cheers, and happy HC hunting... -cletus- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Did y'all wave at Winter and I as we thrutched our way up Zebra/Zion sunday morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: and the bathroom "reading" materials at the palace are second to none! didn't know you were a fany of dog fancy magazine jk! thanks to everyone who showed up for the CJ. next time i'll choose a different name so all the foxy mommas will show up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by allison: Now isn't anyone going to congratulate me on becoming a Zen Spray Master today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: Did y'all wave at Winter and I as we thrutched our way up Zebra/Zion sunday morning? Thrutch. Heh heh. I love that term. Haven't ever heard it used by others though - where'd you get it from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 cletus, its happy hour at the D & D, what are we doing online? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Oh yer a funny one. I'm still werking it - I mean werking. Anyway, for reference, ladies night is tomorrow at the D. Could make a nice follow up to some $2 pints at the BBC, which in turn would be just the perfect finisher to a little TR thrutch session at Meadows... Hm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 The D and D looks SCAARY!!! You guys should go to the Martini Bar and hang out with the old people. Have a Lemon Drop for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cletus: Oh yer a funny one. I'm still werking it - I mean werking. Anyway, for reference, ladies night is tomorrow at the D. Could make a nice follow up to some $2 pints at the BBC, which in turn would be just the perfect finisher to a little TR thrutch session at Meadows... Hm.... we do need to go back and finish our project at the meadows, that new line up the overhanging arete near Henrich Horsecock slab THRUTCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Oh yes, the new project. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. I mean, right! What about that beauty line right next to the arete too? You know, the Heinrich Horsecock Hanging Handcrack? Boy I can't wait to slide my hand right into Heinrich's...uh...heh heh...[nervous cough]...[/nervous cough] Ali, the D is actually not that scary. Not the classiest place in town, but not that bad either. Not that I spend much time there. Really. No, really, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by allison: The D and D looks SCAARY!!! You guys should go to the Martini Bar and hang out with the old people. Have a Lemon Drop for me! I believe the operative phrase regarding the D&D was ladies night. After a weekend full of circle jerking the horsecock, can you blame them? On the other hand, Heinrich Horsecock might be a regular at the Martini Bar and have some good drink beta to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cletus: ladies night is tomorrow at the D. Hey every night is ladies night at Starz!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 A gaggle of cc.com-ers descended on Smith this weekend. Sketchfest, Shredmaximus, Timm@y, jkreuger, FunGuy and Cletus were in attendance. Rock was climbed. Beer and HC was consumed. Some of us flailed and returned home beaten up and bloody. Special thanks to Tim and Becky for their hospitality and HC feast. No puppy porn, but plenty of foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Sorry to have missed the fun. I have an annoying tradition of going to Eastern Washington to buy vegetables around the second weekend in September. Processed 50+ pounds of tomatoes and other assorteds, and speculated in the chatroom as to what antics you clowns might be up to down in sunny Bend. Yes Tim is a real guy, and a fun too. Becky's a fine lass, and then there's Chinook, and that little beotch Sierra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Hear, Hear... as B-rock say's. A very special thanks to Tim and Becky for allowing such a groups as ours to descend on their home, feed us, beer us and all around make us feel at home. Many routes were climbed, some hard, some easy and a few group projects were tried by all. It was definately nice to have multiple ropeguns: JKrueger, Funguy, Cletus, well basically everybody who was there except me. Very glad to meet a few more Oregon CC.com'rs. Thanks go out to everyone, I had a great time and look forward to some more climbing with folks. In the mean time.. on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 If it was us you were spying on the traverse you'll note my false start. Sure, its only 5.8 but its unprotected with a nice swing into the open book you just left. Very inspiring. I had to step back and see if I still had a sack. Much motivation from Winter got me over that hurdle--the rest of the pitch was easy. He had the 5.10a and did a most stylish lead. Winter is da man. We were there first thing in the morning, around 9:30 or so. The weather was purrrfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 I was setting up on Lions jaw when you guy's were starting your climb. Very smooth, the two of you worked well together and it seemed like the climb went pretty quickly for you. Nice job, that's one I would really like to get on. I need bigger cajone's to get over the exposure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: We were there first thing in the morning, around 9:30 or so. now that sounds like a classic Smith session nice to see you were motivated enough for the alpine start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Winter's a good guy to climb with. The exposure really wasn't too bad; the hanging belays sucked though. I got both of them but I can't complain too loudly since he had the crux pitches. the upper portions are fairly slabby. We thought a couple guys were behind us so we were trying to move efficiently so as not to slow anyone down. The descent down cocaine gully sucks in tevas or climbing shoes. Carry approach shoes or be ready for sore feet. Yeah we got the serious alpine start going for Smith. We even made coffee and performed morning ablutions. Also saw 4 snakes later that afternoon walking back from Spiderman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 The highlight for me was the pile of pigeon shit I grabbed as I pulled onto the second belay station after the crux. mmmmmm. pigeon shit. really made me want to bite the rope for clips on the last two pitches. hope y'all had a good time last weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 there's a nice pigeon shit jug on Light on the Path too, I got a good sampling. Birds dig the morning glory wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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