Ursa_Eagle Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 New lyrics to the theme from the Beverly Hillbillies! Come & listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush. His I.Q. was zero & his head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while he drove all about. But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out- DUI ,that is. Criminal record. Cover-up. Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale. He can't spell his name but they never let him fail. He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk. & that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke. Blow,that is- White gold. Nose candy. The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom." Let the common people get maimed & scarred. We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard. Cushy,that is - Country clubs. Nose candy..................... 20 yrs. later George gets a little bored. He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord. He says, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be." So he called his daddy's friends & they called the GOP. Falwell. Jesse Helms. Come Nov. 7, the election ran late. Kin folks said,"Jeb, give the boy your state!" "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls." So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes- Chads, that is. Duval county. Miami-Dade. Before the votes were counted 5 Supremes stepped in. Told all the voters, "Hey we want George to win." "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation. And that's how Georgie finally got his coronation. RIGGED, THAT IS......... ILLEGITIMATE........ NO MORAL AUTHORITY !! Y'all come vote now in 2004. Y'all hear? *************** Check here if you don't remember the tune: mp3 file Or to hear it without having to download: Embedded Tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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