payaso Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 I think one of my faves has to be "Groping for Oprah's Navel." Too bad I can't climb 5.10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 The Negro Lesbian and the Black Dyke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrailPair Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 On the east side of the mountains there is a hike in an area called "Whiskey Dick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponzini Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Too Drunk to Fu*K (back of the Chief) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 I found this hilarious website that has some funny route names Another site to try is this one They just keep coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Titties and Beer Icicle canyon. BTW - someone needs to fix their link. (how embarrasing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priapism Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 dr. sniff and the tuna boaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 BTW - someone needs to fix their link. (how embarrasing) STFU n00b my link is pristine. maybe you should stop logging in with your hamster-powered abacus. Pwned once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 I always liked "Snotty Iain" even if it is only a 3rd class route on Mt. Hood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 pffft I don't see anyone onsighting it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Momentary Lapse of Reason but then again, I'm biased, since I put it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 yeah and you stole the name from floyd too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Precisely, but I wouldn't call it "stealing". I "borrowed" it and gave them full credit. You see, I was in a big PF haze back then, and before each trip up to this area, I would jam to my MLOR tape (yes, sad, a tape), especially Learning to Fly. So in a way, they got credit. Agreed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 "Fred said 'No'" an Alpinfox/MisterE original route with thanks to DavidW for the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Barbeque the Pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 All-Purpose Duck. Why is that name weirdly funny to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Ducks are funny. And an "all-purpose" duck? Well that's just comedic genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwalling Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Plastic Surgery Disaster, World of Pain, It's So Aweful, Get Whacked, Satanic Ritual Abuse, Disorderly Conduct, Nightmare on California Street, and Crysal Cyclone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Cunning Stunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Men with Cow's Heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrythellama Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 the oprah route is super soft for the grade, more like 5.8 with a 5.10 move thrown in. you can tell by 1st ascent team that it is overgraded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Isn't there a route called "Hot Cherry Bendover." In Squamish? Erik Snyder: You call but then hang up. Are we ever going to see you again? Sharp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotterdamerung Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Gargle my butt gravy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 I'll second---- "Cunning Stunt" @ index "Pop Goes the Tendon" @ tieton "Split Beaver' @ Squamish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hohm Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Huckin Fell.....J tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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