nalo Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 HI my name is jesse and im 22 and I have the neccessary rack and I want to climb this route on sunday after next. Who wants to be my partner? thanks jesse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Jesse, man, you gotta retype this partner request. It's just not flowin' with the nature of the board. Look at some of the others, for instance, Glassgowkiss's partner requests to get an idea of the tone you need to be using here. Sorry to intrude, hope you get a partner, but you might get someone from "the wrong crowd" posting like that. Example: Need partner for SEWS East Buttress Direct 8/15. Any of you clownpunching spray hording mouthbreathing windowlickers not too busy jackin' off to gay porn or giving beta on the tooth, then PM me and I will select one of you the rest can go F#%ck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanger Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 So Mike, where ya climbin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPS Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Example: Need partner for SEWS East Buttress Direct 8/15. Any of you clownpunching spray hording mouthbreathing windowlickers not too busy jackin' off to gay porn or giving beta on the tooth, then PM me and I will select one of you the rest can go F#%ck yourself. THAT is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 Ummm... I'm still not sure what I did wrong... and what do you mean the wrong crowd? To give more info, im a strong sport climber still getting into trad, and this route looks perfect for me. 5.9 trad with two bolted 5.11 face pitches. Seems perfect to me. But yeah... how do I attract the "right" crowd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 what's a windowlicker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Jesse, You didn't do anything wrong. It's a fantastic route (one of my top 5 favorites) and you will have a great time. Good luck with the partner search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 what's a windowlicker? Jesse, I'd love to hook with ya, but you got to work on that girl/sex thing first..... WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 Oh, don't worry about that. I really am normal/not scary/get laid. I was just amusing myself. I'm a totally reasonable climbing partner. I've climbed with a few CCers who can testify to my normalcy. Distel32, masternale32, ashw_justin, maybe more. Anyway, I am a skilled and responsible climber. Im good company, and based on the aforementioned thread, I've got a (good?) sense of humor. PS what's a windowlicker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 a windowlicker is some fat ass possibly retarded kid with his face pressed up against the window of the minivan or what have you, maybe some crumbs on his shirt, definately breathing heavily through his mouth, and absentmindedly licking the window... duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Revival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 OK, assholes. I know I may not have succeeded in my attempts to find a partner to get up this route in the past, but I'm trying again. :fuck you: to who ever drug this old stuff up. I'm serious, I'm trying to learn some more trad, and I'm still excited about this route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Hey Rabbit, Slow down there. I didn't notice that it was the same person... I was just wanted everyone to read what Layton wrote: Example: Need partner for SEWS East Buttress Direct 8/15. Any of you clownpunching spray hording mouthbreathing windowlickers not too busy jackin' off to gay porn or giving beta on the tooth, then PM me and I will select one of you the rest can go F#%ck yourself. Funny Shit. don't get yer testes all mixed up with them rabbit ears. Hey man, I'd send that route with you if I didn't suck ass eyes. 5.11? uh, no count me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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