SnowByrd Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Some questions: 1) Is it better to climb in a thong, granny panties, or go commando? Why? 2) Is it OK if your prana top isn't actually a Prana top, but something with a little more support? I mean...going braless is a little like going comando.... 3) Does your Pranalike top HAVE to match your climbing or is it OK if they clash? 4) Is it OK to take home a healthy income and have a fulltime job and still be obsessed with climbing, if you actually are? 5) If you're a newbie, how do you get other people to take you out on days other than Wednesdays without getting totally rejected or embarrassed? I know it can be no fun for more experienced climbers to take out the new kids....but we gotta learn somehow and we are MORE than willing to carry gear, learn to lead and clean, and most importantly, buy the beer! 6) Is there a bad stigma that goes with being a newbie? being a newbie girl? being a girl? 7) Does any of this qualify as Spray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 7) yes and so does this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 If its real hot don't wear underwear. If you got small titties don't wear a bra. Pretty simple. ... oh if you want to look hot, wear small-ass daisy dukes with your harness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Aaargh!!!! It be a Troll.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 1. See RC.com ladies room for 7 pages of tard blog on said topic. 2. Ditto above 3. Match your climbing? Actually, topless works fine. 4. I hope so. 5. Buy the beer and smoke 'em out. 6. Yes. No - work it if you got it. Yes (talk to god about the third one, I didn't make you that way). 7. No. Pay attention to Iain, he knows how to spray. Who else could coin the phrase "he's just fixing to rock the hotbox with some hero tokes of rastafarian proportion " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 7. No. Pay attention to Iain, he knows how to spray. Hellz yeah. Ladies I'm available: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketch Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 SB77, great start in spray. I am definatley not a girl so my replies would be: 1) Thongs are cool for climbing, especially if it compliments your harness 2) Prana knockoffs are ok, If you need more support go for it. 3) I once was ridiculed for Plaid shorts, don't ask me about fashion. On the other hand if you are climbing in a thong and an unsuportive top most of us won't be judging your fashion sense 4)Obsession with climbing is better than the income, but without the income climbing is a little rough. 5) Honestly the answer here is to be upfront. I don't mind going out with a newbie, if I know they are new (or even old and learning a new discipline). I hate gettin into more serious stuff and findin out my partner has no clue and was just posin. 6)Personally I like girls, the fresh young ones arn't bad. Newbies are to be tolerated especially since we all did that once. 7) Ya, Sprayin is climbers spoutin off about anything that's not directly climbing. You left this one wide open for "response" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Aaargh!!!! It be a Troll.... Am I a troll if they know who I am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 7) Ya, Sprayin is climbers spoutin off about anything that's not directly climbing. You left this one wide open for "response" That's what I was look for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Fern climbs in Carharrts. She's rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 I thought carharrts just made me a poseur fashion victim like the rest of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 What are carharrts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 specialized offwidth climbing gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 farmers' softshells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 specialized offwidth climbing gear See, you just COULD NOT resist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 If you want to spray, you must have the mind of a spray warrior. Proper preparation is the key. Might I suggest, rockin the hotbox with hero tokes of rastafarian proportion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 i still think the best most classic spray fest war was between two sage spray warriors... willstrickland vs. crazypolishbob w/ tex and will tag teaming the polish wonder!!! man, that was some funny stuff!!! HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 If you want to spray, you must have the mind of a spray warrior. Maybe I'm just too nice....this is just a lame first attempt anyways and apparently its already been done on another site....I'll sit back and observe for a while...then, after a couple of pints, my obnoxious side will come out and I'll try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Not sure if you're trying too hard, or hardly trying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 not really trying....don't wanna offend anybody....too new to know what offends people.....don't wanna talk politics....and I THOUGHT it was funny but like I said, it's already been done. I don't like to make enemies of people I hardly know or don't know at all....and remember, I'm a newbie and my angle is to get people to take me climbing So I HAVE to be nice until I earn the right to be obnoxious (which comes OH so easily to me, just ask the Wednesday bunch) So, I'll observe the professional sprayers and laugh at their jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Relax and you'll do just fine. What's the rush? Do this too Spray on.......some day you'll be as good as Muffy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 What do pirates wear while climbing offwidths? Carrrrrharrrrrts! (Ooops, wrong thread.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Pie-Rats? they just scurry up the offwidths with their whiskers covered in blueberries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stemalot Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 not really trying....don't wanna offend anybody....too new to know what offends people.....don't wanna talk politics....and I THOUGHT it was funny but like I said, it's already been done. I don't like to make enemies of people I hardly know or don't know at all....and remember, I'm a newbie and my angle is to get people to take me climbing So I HAVE to be nice until I earn the right to be obnoxious (which comes OH so easily to me, just ask the Wednesday bunch) Do tell us how you have offended the Wednesday club people. We like good stories here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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