catbirdseat Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 From my Dad, "If a hammer won't fix it, get a bigger hammer." and from my Grandfather, " You have to give a little to get a little". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 "Don't take it personal son. Women always pee in pairs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 "Don't take it personal son. Women always pee in pairs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChick Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 "Who cares what other people think. As long as you're having fun, that's all that matters." "There plenty of time to sleep when you're dead." "Do what YOU gotta do." "You're the only one who can make you happy." "Dump him, he's a loser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 "My advice is don't ever go where there's any slide alder or devil's club" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 on routefinding: "always look around the corner" on home repair (and life in general): "if it's stuck, force it - it it breaks, it needed replacing anyway" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 I was in the parking lot of a home repair superstore trying like mad to slam a door closed. A lady in the parking lot walked over, nonchalantly said "you can never force anything," gently closed the door, and then continued on her way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 on routefinding: "always look around the corner" And behind you. You gotta find your way back out, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Take it easy. And if she's easy, take her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Never eat at a place called Mom's Never drink at a place called Joe's and Never go out with a woman with more problems than you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafflehound Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 I heard it this way; Never eat at a place called Mom's Never play cards with a man named Doc An' never ever fuck with a guy named Baba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 'stfu noob.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 I heard it this way; Never eat at a place called Mom's Never play cards with a man named Doc An' never ever fuck with a guy named Baba. Baba? yeah, those yogis are tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbetoo Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 I think Hemingway said this, and it goes something like this, excuse the butchering: Make sure you do everything you said you were going to do while getting drunk the night before. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut the next time. -Still learning that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 (edited) see auto sig... bruce says it best Edited June 30, 2004 by wirlwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafflehound Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 "The squirrel taunted Bubba about having more teeth than him for the very last time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Difficulties are things that show what men are. (Epictetus) If thou canst not see the bottom, wade not (English proverb) Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. (Thomas Edison) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 I think Hemingway said this, and it goes something like this, excuse the butchering: Make sure you do everything you said you were going to do while getting drunk the night before. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut the next time. -Still learning that one. classic! and very sound advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 "Whatever you do, take care of your shoes!" -Phish, thank you...you will be missed. "When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a big knot and hang on!" My friend and mentor Ryan Shreve, RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. - Paraphrase of Mr. Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 "Avoid the planet Earth at all costs. Farewell" -- Federation President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing." -Vince Lombardi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Whatever you do, take care of your shoes!" -Phish, thank you...you will be missed. "When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a big knot and hang on!" My friend and mentor Ryan Shreve, RIP Corolary to the above: "If you can't tie a good knot, tie lots of them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrutch Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "shut the fuck up and do your 200ft" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dberdinka Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Sage wisdom from Joe Simpson "You gotta keep making choices, even if they're the wrong ones" That makes me smile, a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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