bunglehead Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 So I'm driving around today, and there's this idiot in this big chevy pick-em-up truck that has a very irritating sticker of a caricatured Calvin pissing on a Ford logo. I don't know about you folks, but to me those stickers are FUCKING STUPID. You might as well have a hat that says "will shill for corporate swag" At least most people that post here regularly seem to be smarter than that, knock wood. Seriously, those stickers are annoying as hell aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swaterfall Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 I was driving by a church in Mt Vernon, WA and on their billboard some one had put up "Thank God for Global Warming". This is to date by far the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Although the Calvin pissing on things stickers are really, really dumb too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 "'Peeing Calvin' Decals Now Recognized As Vital Channel Of National Discourse" - Onion 4/5/00 issue (can't get the article without subscribing - drat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 "copyright infringement is the sincerest form of flattery" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thadsboner Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 [shoud be] Seen on Whirlwinds van "Dont laugh lady, your daughter could be in here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 yeah, tis true too! sketchmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I wonder what our very own would say about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 [shoud be] Seen on Whirlwinds van "Dont laugh lady, your daughter could be in here!" Not anymore! He's sportin the beat-up version of this these days, and after the hair-caught-in-belay-device-during-free-rappel-with-50#-pack-on-back event, I think he got a haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I'm surprised wirl and I didn't get arrested in Utah, long hair dude and neck beard dude with girl driving off into the canyon...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I was driving by a church in Mt Vernon, WA and on their billboard some one had put up "Thank God for Global Warming". This is to date by far the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Although the Calvin pissing on things stickers are really, really dumb too. More evidence of the extreme retardation of the religious right. Fuck them. The funniest shit ever is when somebody driving a X car has a logo of calvin pissing on X. I see this a lot of Hondas. WTF? Are you too dumb to realize that pissing o your car is a BAD THING!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 My favorite church sign: "Trust in God, Not What You Think" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichTurley Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Best church sign I saw in Renton was "Karaoke here every Sunday at 9:00" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 On a beat up Ford pickup in rural Louisiana: "Jane Fonda: Die Commie Bitch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch75 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 " I brake for animals... then skin them and eat their flesh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted June 10, 2004 Author Share Posted June 10, 2004 "I love spotted owls.. fried" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 One of my faves was on my old International pickup. I put a labelling sticker from my buddy's sister's place of employment, the San Francisco Sewage Treatment Plant, on the driver side door. It said, "Primary Scum" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 "Work Harder... Millions on Welfare Depend on You!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 "I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time." And yes, Calvin stickers to me are just one step lower than avid Nascar fandom as an indication of people to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 How about "this is not an abandoned car" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Up here we have all the usual Calvin pissing stickers, plus Calvin pissing on all the snowmobile companies...Arctic Cat, Polaris, etc. There are rednecks everywhere you go, the accent just changes. Classic: "Gas, grass, or ass - Nobody rides for free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 "If you had a small pecker then you would drive a muscle truck too!" --Stickers once available from Earth First Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 On a pickup "Piss of a liberal, work hard and be happy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 (edited) whoops this was meant for the other redneck/truck thread Edited June 10, 2004 by iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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