griz Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 (edited) Well, shit, in a few years you'll be be dropping the "I'm a Doctor" bomb on'em and beating them off with a stick! For the time being you should get in the practice of picturing the hot girl you are about to hit on just sitting on the crapper taking a big 'ol nasty dump... that should knock her off that pedestal you've already mentally put her on for some reason and calm you down abit. Edited June 2, 2004 by griz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Nothings hotter than a whiney guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Nothings hotter than a whiney guy. See.... they are already overlooking flaws and making them into positive things now they know you are going to be a doctor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 but he is going to be giving people backiotomies and shit, he can't even get me free vicotin! some doctor layton is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Layton, sounds like you are still in college so just start studying to be a pilot, doctor or lawyer and your girl troubles are over, dude. They all want to be a Cinderella deep down inside and they won't settle for less than that rich Bill Gates type... but he's got to be good looking too... and atheletic...and funny... and wants LOTS of kids... and blah,blah,blah.... Dude, I feel your pain... but fuck it and go climb something, ya know? uggh! mr. E ... nice pic. the chica's will be knocking on your door soon one of the hot single girls out there needs to help Paco w/his bitter outlook (surprisingly well on target tough ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addie Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 i could use some help with my bitter outlook on life while he's at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 paco and addie eh??? Well if you two haven't met you should. Paco is one hella of a dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Well, shit, in a few years you'll be beating them off with a stick! thisd must be some new perversion. why can't he just use his fingers? why the stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 I am studying to become a doctor. Hey, it worked for Doctor Flash Amazing. Coined himself a monniker like that, and voila: prana clad girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 I am studying to become a doctor. Hey, it worked for Doctor Flash Amazing. Coined himself a monniker like that, and voila: prana clad girlfriend. dude. i got a girl that wears prana. she looks damn good in the too. but she is a yoga type and not a climber. you know: there are all types of grrrls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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