cracked Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Try dating a instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 yeah NOLSe the neckbeard is essential in finding someone you love. Just means I gotta keep it!   Here is how I handled my current situation:  saw her in august at a pre-registration thing in Bellingham. We then moved in on the same day and I saw her carrying an ice axe into our dorm, said to my mom, "I'm going to meet that girl, she's a climber."  Ran into her the next day at the climbing wall, introduced myself, invited her and her best friend to squamish because they hadn't been. Wirlwind, MisterE, myself and the ladies bouldered in squamish. Jen broke her arm but I convinced her to come down to Love Fest at smith anyway to hangout. She came down, we smooched at the grasslands, started dating a few days later. I only knw her for about two weeks before we started going out, and it'll be 8 months this friday. I'm in love with her  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 Paco, What you wrote in your last two posts is beautiful. Truly. I've never seen it put in words so perfectly. I feel like you know me man. You are a god among men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 1, 2004 Author Share Posted June 1, 2004 luke can go to hell btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 luke can go to hell btw  What, hell is for happy people? Sign me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I'd do him! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Word up Luke... glad you have a sense of humor (unlike a lot of people on this site). Â Congrats on 8 months; you definitely have what a lot of guys on this site would like too... a girl and mutant hand strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 You keep crimping on your tool and you'll have mad-monkey super poly-grip too. Â I wonder how much hand strength is lost when you're getting it regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I'd say a lot of guys are working on the latter in absence of the former. Distel has the luck of both at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Then why can't Dru lead WI7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 The down side is he's drained all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Hey WTF?! Let's get back to Layton's issue here. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Paco, glad to see I'm not the only one bitter here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Tips and quotes (from my wife!) Â <when asked why she didnt return my calls the first 6 months> "When I first met you, you were way too desperate, way too easy!" Â <when asked why she finally did return my calls> "I hadnt had any in a while, so I figured what the hell" Â <when asked what she liked about me to even consider returning my call> "Shoulders, body, strong chin" Â <when asked why she kept hanging out with me after the six month mark> "We had already moved in together by that point, and I needed the low rent" Â <when asked why she agreed to marry me> "We were still living together, and I still needed the low rent" Â Mike: In short, if you got something a woman wants/needs, and you keep perstering her, you too can have one!!! Â Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 shit that's the most romantic thing i ever heard. good thing u didn't move in with richard simmons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 <when asked why she finally did return my calls> "I hadnt had any in a while, so I figured what the hell" Â When in doubt, hold out for that special one that finally say "oh, what the hell". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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minx Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 <when asked why she finally did return my calls> "I hadnt had any in a while, so I figured what the hell" Â When in doubt, hold out for that special one that finally say "oh, what the hell". Â Â now we know the way to a woman's heart...cheap rent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I was lucky enough to meet a climber chica at a bar. On our first date she took me bouldering at Clayton Beach in B-ham. I'm trying to convince her that alpine climbing is fun. I'm having problems with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Here's one that has recently become available:Â Â Â WHOA! WHAT A HOTTIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Mr E, that should be your match.com picture. Very cute. Â Any hey Luke, you did good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Mr E, that should be your match.com picture. Very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Mr E, that should be your match.com picture. Very cute. Â Â The Alaska Winter Stare! Â I would recognize the "ten-foot-stare-in-an-eight-foot-room" anywhere! Â Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Layton, sounds like you are still in college so just start studying to be a pilot, doctor or lawyer and your girl troubles are over, dude. They all want to be a Cinderella deep down inside and they won't settle for less than that rich Bill Gates type... but he's got to be good looking too... and atheletic...and funny... and wants LOTS of kids... and blah,blah,blah.... Â Dude, I feel your pain... but fuck it and go climb something, ya know? Â Seriously, if you have trouble with the initial" breaking the ice" thing then you should just check out some online crap like match.com. It's odd but painless... and a real easy way to get...um...dates( ), for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 2, 2004 Author Share Posted June 2, 2004 I am studying to become a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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