Greg_W Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Here's a recent picture of Erik: http://www.spp.k12.nf.ca/amanda5.html [ 07-03-2002, 01:04 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Eric L Moon- Since you are a chemistry teacher I thought I'd put my response in a way you might understand better. Ok here we go... 1.) (20 points) Balance the following REDOX equation. a) Jon(s) + Work(s) + Training(v) + Spare Time (v) + Beer(l) + Horsecock (s) ---> Website(v) + Shit(s + l) + Urine(l) b) After balancing the equation tell me how much Jon doesn't give a shit. Make sure your answer is in the correct units. 2.) 30 points a) If Jon and Tim consumed 5 Schmidt tallboys each with a Molar Volume of 18 ounces per can, what would be the expected volume of urea when we give you a golden shower? Put you answer in Liters. b) At a pressure of 1 atm and 273 K, how long would it take for you to dry off subsituting the atmospheric partial pressure of water for urea? Assume that our piss acts ideally. 3.) 40 points Image a horsecock weighing 40 kg. If you I threw that horsecock at you at 10m/s and knocked you the fuck out, how much force would that horsecock hit you at? Please put your answer in Newtons. [ 07-03-2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: jon ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: this is the most fun I have had all weeK!!! "I'm too cold to hold, too hot not to burn ya.. don't stick your nose in shit that don't concern ya" -everlast A clear ripoff of "too hot to handle too cold to hold..." Ghostbusters II followed by the best line "...with their proton packs on their backs they're equipped..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 word. 8=D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 I'm laughing so hard I'm cryin' Werd up, Jon Erik L Moon - stick a bunsen burner in your Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Geez Mr Moon, it doesn't seem quote: Originally posted by Eric L Moon: as if you are in the inner clique me either, but don't get your knickers in a twist. I figure you get what you pay for, and this site is quite a bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by sk: this is the most fun I have had all weeK!!! "I'm too cold to hold, too hot not to burn ya.. don't stick your nose in shit that don't concern ya" -everlast A clear ripoff of "too hot to handle too cold to hold..." Ghostbusters II followed by the best line "...with their proton packs on their backs they're equipped..." Hey sugar, I didn't write I just like it I don't care where he (everlast) ripped it off from, not today anyway truth is truth and eric with a c needs to find someplace else to put his nose btw.. I'd still do your laundry for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: btw.. I'd still do your laundry for free Tease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: btw.. I'd still do your laundry for free my UPS package didn't arrive? They probably are having trouble w/ the hazmat truck again. Jon: thanks for the chem class. I prefer to measure my daily workload in horsecock-meters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 greg baby, you still gots to pay Iain... you can not send the laundry... you must bring the laundry then rock climbing is required belay slave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Hey, Mister Moon is right! Jon, Tim, please cancel my membership and refund my dues for the remainder of the yar. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 JON ROX ERIC MOON'S DOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Eric L Moon: Then there is Eric's posts which always feature a rather intimidating black gang member. I think this is clearly problematical given the lilly white nature of this sport. I wonder why Jon and Tim allow such behavior from their people. No one could be this much of a gaper, even in Smellevue... I nominate "Eric" for the coveted troll of the week award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: greg baby, you still gots to pay Come on, give it to me free...I'll let you use my #3.5 Camalot (you have to give it back, though)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 for a weeks worth of laundry... hardly... try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Jon, that's the funniest shit I've read all week...Nice job. BTW what's the conversion from liters to horsecock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 OOOhh! page top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 But when do moles change to snafflehounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Dear Eric L , I think what you are really need is a big horsecock. Maybe if you're lucky Scot'corp_logo can stick it up your ass. Sincerly AlpineK PS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Such a pleasure to get AK's sloppy seconds. Well at least I know that nothing is stretched out! I don't know why this thread drifts. If some idiot thinks that CC.Coms' demographics can't deal with Eriks' need to be ghetto, we can accept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric_L_Moon Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 Before I even begin, I will admit to being only a beginner climber, a lurker, a poor speller (I teach chem), and a gaper. I have been following this sight before "Muir on...", and have been amussed by the likes of Dwayne, PP, CrazyPolishBob, Dennis, Dru, Cavey, et al. But I don't think that the moderators enforce the rules evenly and fairly, and in fact the moderators need policing. It seems as if you are in the inner clique, you can do a lot more, than if you are a member of the general public. If you remember Bonzo, who was just a terrible person, and was justifiably banned. Several times I have read posts that alluded to the fact that Bonzo was one of the moderators. It seems that this person is in no way fit for the job. Then there is Eric's posts which always feature a rather intimidating black gang member. I think this is clearly problematical given the lilly white nature of this sport. I wonder why Jon and Tim allow such behavior from their people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 hey buddy, you forgot to mention me! looser Ummm btw, I think the moderaters moderate sk way too much and erik is spelled erik get it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 You forgot "wanker" in that list describing yourself. Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 NEVER MIND DUDE BE YOURSELF ENJOY AND WEAR YOUR HELMET [ 07-03-2002, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: erik ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Who Am I? (What's My Name) EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-owwse (the bomb) EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-oww-owse Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog) From the depths of the sea, back to the block Snoop Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The D.O.C Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same Long Beach is the spot where I served my cane Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip Nine-trizzay's the yizzear for me to f**k up s**t So I ain't holdin nuttin back And motherf**ker I got five on the twenty sack It's like that and as a matter of fact [rat-tat-tat-tat] Cuz I never hesitate to put a nigga on his back [Yeah, so peep out the manuscript You see that it's a must we drop gangsta s**t] What's my motherf**kin name? Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (yeah yeah yeah) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Da-duh-da-da-dah Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Dog) It's the bow to the wow, creepin and crawlin Yiggy yes y'allin, Snoop Doggy Dogg in the motherf**kin house like everyday Droppin s**t with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre Like I said, niggaz can't f**k with this And niggaz can't f**k with that s**t that I drop cuz ya know it don't stop Mr. One Eight Seven on a motherf**kin cop Tic toc never the glock just some nuts and a cock Robbin motherf**kers then I kill dem blood claats Then I step through the fog and I creep through the smog Cuz I'm Snoop Doggy (who?) Doggy (what?) Doggy [Dogg] Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyo (the bomb) Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyoyoyoyoyoyo Now just throw your hands in the motherf**kin air And wave the motherf**kers like ya just don't care Yeah roll up the dank, and pour the drank And watch your step (why?) cuz Doggy's on the gank My bank roll's on swoll My s**t's on hit, legit, now I'm on parole, stroll with the Dogg Pound right behind me and up in yo b***h, is where ya might find me Layin that, playin that G Thang She want the nigga with the biggest nuts, and guess what? He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim What's my motherf**kin name? Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog) Da-duh-da-da-dah Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (the bomb) Da-duh-da-da-dah Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Dog) (the bomb) Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyo (the bomb) Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyo (the bomb) What is, his name? Snoop Dogg, and the Dogg Pound (Dog) (the bomb) Ohhh, Snoopy Dogg, Snoopy Dogg, Snoopy Dogg (the bomb) Yeah yeah (Dog) I know his name C'mon Snoopy, c'mon Snoopy (the bomb) And the Dogg Pound Snoopy Dogg (the bomb) Snoopy Dogg Snoopy Dogg (Dog) (Dog, nasty dog, doggy dog) [ 07-03-2002, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: erik ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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