EWolfe Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 "NOW LISTEN UP MAGGOTS THIS IS HOW THEY TAUGHT ME TO DO IT IN BASIC MOUNTAINEERING CLASS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Â I wave my genitals in your general direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Â The troops look up in horror knowing that soon they will have to use the same rope their sargent flossed his groin and ass with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronB Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 WOLANKSI Is a Badass.. Btw is that what you would call an asshat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Â that's MAJOR Wolanski to you! note the guy chillaxin' over his left shoulder? Two words: Blue Blockers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Major Wolanski suddenly remembered why his Doctor said no rapelling for at least 3 days after his vasectomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 Â The Canadian Ropes Instructor Just Before His Painful "Genitals-caught-in-rappel-device" Accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 wolanski never got the whole toupee concept quite right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decrepit Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 "Guns, guts, and goldline" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Does this 'fro make me look fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 "Someone get this caterpiller off my lip before it destroys my face!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 1-800-GO-MOUNTIE gomountie.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Â "HIS 'FRO WAS SO INTENSE, IT WORE THROUGH HIS HELMET AFTER A COUPLE OF RAPPELS." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 see canada does have an army, and we even wear green, and use ropes and stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 WOLANSKI! PULL YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 see canada does have an army, and we even wear green, and use ropes and stuff  ...and dress up like dish scrubber wands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 "Now watch men, if I just wedge the rope between my asscheeks like so, it leaves both hands free to remove the badger attacking my head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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