gapertimmy Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I'm always dreaming of ways to enhance the sheer value of this here web site, and dreamed up the following idea as a result of some rather interesting personalities that have graced us as of late. Borrowing from the popular VH1 series, I think we should have a Behind the Spray segment here on cc.com. A way to see what makes some of the spray lords kick.... a virtual playboy centerfold (minus the pictures) bio page so to speak. I figure the "interview" could take place in the chat room. A variety of Questions could be asked about the usual things, climbing, horsecock or gu, etc. I think it could possibly be quite entertaining, and would help us understand some of the odd minds on the board like the Dennis Harmons or possibly the premire episode should be: Behind the Spray: Dan Larson good or bad idea? lemme know what you think. TIMM@Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Pictures are good, they just have to be with clothes on GREAT IDEA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 tim the only idea you have had that i thought was a bad one was an expouse' on migrant sheep workers who love their trusts and need validation from christians on their bovine love predicamint....in an eastern culture. was that an autobio deal too???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 that wasn't one of my better ones, but still a rather intriguing story. who should we feature first? sk negged rock pics are a work of art though, and we could raise money for the site that way.... hmmm new idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Each behind the spray session should be kept in some sort of library, and you and jon could drive arround and video tape interviews... tax write off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 CC.COM NUDDIE CALENDAR that would be priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 SK, I thought you didn't want to see any nudity. Change of heart? Time for some "morning thunder"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: SK, I thought you didn't want to see any nudity. Change of heart? Time for some "morning thunder"? I don't think that the BIO pic aught to be a nude, yet I find the idea of a cc.com calandar in the raw totaly funny, And I would purchase 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekania Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 After an illustrious stint in the Airborne Rangers, many alpine, rock and ice ascents in the Cascades and British Columbia, stellar adventures backcountry skiing as well as climbs with an endless string of climbing celebrities, you would think this climber was living a fulfilled, rich life. But after public feuds with Lambone and Dan Larson, it was evident all was not ambrosia and nectar on Mt. Olympus. Join us as Behind the Spray takes an inside look at Cpt. Caveman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 GapperTimmy, Why in the hell would you single me out? I'll admit to being a little unorthodox... but "odd?" You're bordering on rudeness, pal. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 JOKEY= Marketing!!! I second that vote for capt.caveman [ 06-28-2002, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: GapperTimmy, Why in the hell would you single me out? I'll admit to being a little unorthodox... but "odd?" You're bordering on rudeness, pal. Dennis Dude! Didn't mean to piss ya off. I was just saying that you have stirred up a bit of spray around here as of late, and for that I commend you, 'twas a complement my dear old chap! If you don't want to play "behind the spray" then take a seat on the sidelines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 i agree on cpt. who would like to conduct the spray-terview? sk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 NO WAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 GapperTimmy, Apology accepted, lad. Just a couple definitions before I shut-up and go, "sit on the sidelines." Not necessarily for you, Gapper, but for everyone's benefit... [laconic: expressing much in few words. verbose: expressing little with many words] I'll go to time-out now. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: [laconic: expressing much in few words. verbose: expressing little with many words] Hey, those were on my word-of-the-day toilet paper this morning, too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 A true testimonial... Well where should I begin...I met Captain Caveman in December of 94 when he came to my ALREADY ate the f*(k up infantry unit at Ft Lewis. I had already gone through 2 climbing partners, one being afraid of heights, and the other being afraid of everything involved with mountains. That's another story though...anyway.... So I'm not sure how we got to talking, but I mentioned climbing, and this dude (Caveman) starts going off about some chosspile in the alps called Der Weinersnitzel or some shit and about ice climbers-blah blah blah. So I says...well let's go tough guy...and he says...whatta I need?...I said...shoes, harness, chalkbag. First stop backslackers supply (Yo Jim Y-Waddup) and VOILA' he's in. Off to Spire Rock we go. First route, left of tunnel to the ledge...which he seal flops like a true pro...f8c(ing A!. Training complete. Next stop Vantage! So we hook up with Yoder and off we go. We thought Yoder was gonna hook us up but no dice...he pointed over yonder and said "Have at it boyz!" GULP... So we wander off and there were two drunk stoned characters yacking it up on some route and giving us beta...they said climb that...So Caveman looks at my alpiney looking harness and suggests he leads since I don't have any gear loops. I'm like...OK dude...have fun...I'll hold this rope...Caveman leads out...WAM WHIPPER! Woa! That was pretty intense I'm thinking...but funny as hell...keep going dude...you're doing good (USE SSG GADDY's VOICE HERE)...WAM! WIPPER 2...Uh...try holding those other holds over there...sketch fest to the top...but cool... Then Mikeadam leads route and groundfalls, but we're laughing our asses off so no harm no foul... Years later Cavey is wasted guy at Vantage giving spurious beta and watching gapers...so the worm turns for you man...hang on enjoy the ride...while it lasts... [ 06-28-2002, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: mikeadam ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I think now an interview is in order, We should hear cavey's side of this EPIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 No stories- Want some horsecock baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Not yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 I think adamson should conduct the interview. I'll send sk a hickory farms gift box for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: I'll send sk a hick-orgy farms gift box for the hell of it. i thought they went out of business due to health code violations!!??!?!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I agree, someone else should do the interview... and you can keep your damn hickory frams nasty ass stuff... I'm veegan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 It aint Hickory Farms it be blood bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I dated a vampire once it didn't work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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