Dennis_Harmon Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I've recently been labelled in this forum as a conservative due to my stance on the rampant use of bolts. Therefore, I have a serious question. Were Rush Limbaugh to loose enough weight and move to the northwest and choose to learn to climb would he be doing some really kick-ass routes in the mountains, or sitting in his yuppie seat belaying somewhere at the base of the Sunshine Face. I'd really appreciate some feed-back from anyone about whether Rush Limbaugh would be a trad or a sport climber. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Armchair climber with remote, complete with Busch beer and fried porkrinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 that could so never happen. he would have to grow balls and loose all that weight. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Wouldn't matter, he'd lie about it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 He's too pissed about Everest to ever be a real climber. Hillary beat him to the highest peak in the world, and that was just too much for Rush, the young aspiring alpinist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Actually sk, Rush did loose weight. He is skinny now as a result of his discovery that he has diabetes. He does like to smoke cigars. You never know, I could see him smokin a big stogie with Jim Bridwell picking out their new line on el cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimpy Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I'm going to go with a sport climber on this one, not because of any political views I might have or any he might bring, but because drilling bolts and redpointing via hang-dog and streaming beta seems to piss some people off, especialy those who think that if you don't climb according to their values you shouldn't be allowed to climb at all. Â (Note, I'm not stomping on trad or sport, but rather those who act like Nazi's attempting to control others who choose to ascend in a manner not to their likeing, be it trad on lead or a top-roped jummar approach to getting to the top I respect anyone's choice on how to waste their time. Just be cool and allow me the same courtesy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Lush Rimjob would be a sport climber. Foremost he is a capitalist. Sport climbing is good for the economy. You can sell soo much more crap to soo many more lemmings. He is pro-development. Fuck the environment. What we really need is economic growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alasdair Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 neither.... He's a fat fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier_dup1 Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 He'd be a sport climber, but spray on bbs' like he was a high-ground ethical trad climber, then would deny everything or attack his critics when confronted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I think Cpt. Caveman IS Rush Limbaugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Nelly: I think Cpt. Caveman IS Rush Limbaugh! How did you bitches find out. Die Die Die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayborbon Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 I luv you rush  yur a tru american patriot and one of the few whos political views i agree wit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 cavey, you gotta change that auto sig. I find it oddly distracting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har!I know but I dont care. Your mom gets around dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 How many people like O'Reilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: [QB] Originally posted by Dru: [qb] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 why does everyone think rush would need to lose weight? i've seen fatboys climb... wait a second, doesn't someone here have an e-mail address like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 he'd be an aid climber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 ...Rush is still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigA Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Another question. If he decided to do any alpine, just how strong would a snow bridge need to be? Â With his frigging opinions and attitude he'd bitch about sport and trad climbers. Hell, he'd bitch about ANYONE not doing it EXACTLY like he does! = Dinner at Rush basecamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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