MrDoolittle Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 How long does food stay in your system, on average? I was thinking, to figure it out, I could eat different types of colored sand with my food. When the blue sand comes out, that would be my breakfast, and when I shit blood and green sand, that would be the under-cooked carne asada burrito, for example. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Do we have to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Could not one just eat colored corn, and save the pain and hassle of eating sand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted April 27, 2004 Author Share Posted April 27, 2004 I don't want to run the risk of accidentally digesting the corn, so I figured insoluble silicates would be a better alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Dude, when's the last time you ate corn and monitored your poop? Obviously, never! Not all corn kernels get digested. Eat corn and watch your poop. Soon you will see a big dook in the toilet studded with kernels of corn. It is a beautiful sight. Everyone should look at their poop every day. It's a really good indicator of the health of your digestive system. Plus, it's fun! Poop is cool! - a s s m * n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Here, you can look at other people's poop too! http://www.ratemypoo.com Poop is cool! - a s s m * n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 to paraphrase tami knight 'where does barf turn to poo?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted April 27, 2004 Author Share Posted April 27, 2004 Here are some scientists analyzing my last BM: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Here, you can look at other people's poop too! http://www.ratemypoo.com Poop is cool! - a s s m * n k e y I can't beleive I just looked at that site... haha I think I'm going to throw up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 How long does food stay in your system, on average? I was thinking, to figure it out, I could eat different types of colored sand with my food. When the blue sand comes out, that would be my breakfast, and when I shit blood and green sand, that would be the under-cooked carne asada burrito, for example. Discuss. take up body flossing foo. with a floss marked like a measuring tape you can figure exactly how long it takes a morsel to go from your mouth to your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 sounds erotic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Here, you can look at other people's poop too! http://www.ratemypoo.com Poop is cool! - a s s m * n k e y I can't beleive I just looked at that site... haha I think I'm going to throw up Post the aftermath on the new cc.com spnosored ratemypuke.com Now THAT would be gross.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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