Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 The footholds are greasey slimey pebbles! It's TRUE! Bah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Too sustained???? WTF...the hard climbing is about 10 feet off of a boulder???? Listen, mister, how you say ... "ass hat"? For the refreshment of your obviously poor memory, the hard climbing starts about one DFA wingspan off the boulder (long cross off tweaker mono), and continues to the last bolt, where one gets a "rest" in a funky-ass two finger pocket and a sloping 2.5 finger pocket, with a few tensiony and powerful moves to go to get to the large flake at the top, at which point the footholds run out (again). Friggin' big-mouth hard-spraying Napoleon complex punter. Just 'cause you climb all hard you think you can talk shit ... HEY! I didn't say it wasn't hard or technical!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 is this what it looks like when sport climbers fight? watch those fingernails boys! someone's lycra could get ripped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Where were you saturday??????? DFA keeps it up, i'm gonna whack him upside his head w/ my stickclip!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 stickclip "Cheater stick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 well after having my ass handed to me in pieces at little si on thurs evening, we opted for l'worth where the hike was long but the routes were empty and granit was solid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 stickclip "Cheater stick" other wise known as a stick used to whip unruly canadianz in their fat mouf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 watch it dru, the stick clippers....er...bolt clippers...er...sport climbers have their lycra in a bunch today. they're downright fiesty and a tad unruly. if you're not careful they might take your quickdraws and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Where were you saturday??????? DFA keeps it up, i'm gonna whack him upside his head w/ my stickclip!! Bring it, punk. The Doctor'll hit you with the Fatal Flying Quickdraw Guillotine, Shaolin style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Where were you saturday??????? DFA keeps it up, i'm gonna whack him upside his head w/ my stickclip!! Bring it, punk. The Doctor'll hit you with the Fatal Flying Quickdraw Guillotine, Shaolin style. HAHAHA...musta just seen Kill Bill II???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 (edited) ... if you're not careful they might take your quickdraws and run Nah...those pesky cowbells (hexes) attached to his rack of runners make too much noise clanking around when you are walking to the crag! They would make a good club for use on Mr. DFA...he gets mad when his project-du-jour doesn't submit and gets outta line... Edited April 26, 2004 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 watch it dru, the stick clippers....er...bolt clippers...er...sport climbers have their lycra in a bunch today. they're downright fiesty and a tad unruly. if you're not careful they might take your quickdraws and run hit em with Metolius XXL pad and push'em in the crooked river where they can be ridiculed by fat tourists walking their dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerie Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 I don't know about this whole lycra ripping sporto contest... I'd like to say I was clipping gear and anchors this weekend. Instead I was on tr while texplorer was showing me whassup with hand and finger cracks at index. thanks tex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 I was watching some smith footage this morning, really made me want to go sport climb...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 I was watching some smith footage this morning, really made me want to go sport climb...... Awsome I will be there May 8th and 9th see you then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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