scrambler Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 (edited) On the Media “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.” Miscellaneous Quotes "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." "I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass." On His Mental Health "I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all." On Himself "I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!" On Boxing "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." On Fans "When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it." On His Childhood "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." On His Wife "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." On Tyrell Biggs "He was screaming like my wife." On Lennox Lewis "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him." On Razor Ruddock "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html Edited April 8, 2004 by scrambler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Lately, doesn't he end every sentence with "Praise be to A-llah!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted April 8, 2004 Author Share Posted April 8, 2004 On Religion "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I'd like to see him fight Gandhi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 "I'm gonna hit you so hard your shoulders will touch..." Drederick Tateum- the Simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I'd like to see him fight Gandhi. I'd like to see him fight a grown male silverback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I'd like to see him fight Gandhi. I'd like to see him fight a grown male silverback. He'd learn how to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I'd just like to see him fight already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I'd like to see him fight Gandhi. I'd like to see him fight a grown male silverback. That WOULD be cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Yeah but could you tell them apart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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