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On the Media

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

 

 

Miscellaneous Quotes

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

 

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

 

On His Mental Health

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

 

 

On Himself

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

 

On Boxing

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

 

On Fans

 

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

 

On His Childhood

 

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

 

On His Wife

 

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

 

On Tyrell Biggs

"He was screaming like my wife."

 

On Lennox Lewis

 

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

 

On Razor Ruddock

 

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

 

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