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You might be a washington climber if...

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Originally posted by glen:

[QB]You might be a WA climber if:

 

..... you arrive at any trailhead from Oct. - Apr. and can't find a path thru the snomobile trailers to find the trailhead

 

QB]

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Originally posted by Dru:

You are the Northerners we are the Southerners!!!!

 


Right. And who lost that one? [big Grin]

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"CANADA: Leading the world in being North of the United States of America" [laf]

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... If you travel more than an hour to climb a sport crag (aka a moss-infested choss pile).

[Razz]

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Originally posted by Stefan:


oooh largest glacial system in the lower 49. did you know that the Garibaldi Neve is supposedly larger than all the ice in the Lower 49 COMBINED!!!

 

Dru, have you ever heard of Alaska?[/QB]

 

Stefan, you can have your alaska all you want, we will keep the Yukon and Logan, world's largest non-aquatic mountain. [Cool]

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...if you've eaten it skiing into a refrozen snowmobile track.

 

...if your side-view mirror has been ruined by an elk rubbing its butt on it at a trailhead.

 

...if you're a self-proclaimed avy expert after spending a few years in a maritime snowpack.

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Originally posted by mtnrgr:

... If you travel more than an hour to climb a sport crag (aka a moss-infested choss pile).

[Razz]

Don't be talking about Fossil that way!! [big Grin]

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...if (at least in OR) you've pondered why snow tires are required to be removed by April 1st, yet snow park permits are enforced through April 30th... [Confused]

 

...if you've seen more than two VW busses in one parking lot.

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Originally posted by Off White:

quote:

Originally posted by Dru:

You are the Northerners we are the Southerners!!!!

 


Right. And who lost that one?
[big Grin]
who burned down the White house in the War of 1812??? [Wink]

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The only trad climb you know about is Outer Space and the only mountains you know about are the Tooth, Mt Rainier and Mt Stuart.

 

You buy everything at REI and wear your gaitors, plastics, helmet, and 3 layer gore tex suit when rock climbing at Mountaineers Doom on a sunny but mildy windy day. [Confused]

 

You drive a Subaru and claim to have met Jim Yoder or Big Lou [big Drink]

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Originally posted by Dru:[/qb]

who burned down the White house in the War of 1812??? [Wink] [/QB]

 

Would you please come do it again?

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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

The only trad climb you know about is Outer Space and the only mountains you know about are the Tooth, Mt Rainier and Mt Stuart.

 

You buy everything at REI and wear your gaitors, plastics, helmet, and 3 layer gore tex suit when rock climbing at Mountaineers Doom on a sunny but mildy windy day.
[Confused]

 

You drive a Subaru and claim to have met Jim Yoder or Big Lou
[big Drink]

Dude I keep telling you to stop talkin shit about me [Mad]

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.....if you've been Z-pulleyed out of Big Lou's track.

 

.....if you've shared with Dwayner a view of the North Twins at pub club.

 

.....if your definition of "pow-pow" describes snow that's as dry as a Slurpy.

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...you've ever reached into your chalk bag and discovered that you're chalk has become clay...

 

...you are an professional amateur recreational meteorologist and know that an 80% chance of rain in Seattle means 100 percent chance of rain in the mountains, 99.7% chance at Darrington, 64% chance at Mt. Erie, 32% in Leavenworth, 17% chance at the Tieton and blue skies at (disad)Vantage...

 

...you know that snafflehound tastes best when marinated overnight in a Hamms/garlic sauce, cooked over a smoldering fire of wet rotten cedar, and washed down with a ripper of BC's finest... [big Grin]

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Originally posted by Dru:

who burned down the White house in the War of 1812???
[Wink]

Well, the War of 1812, it turns out, is not one of our nation's proudest moments. On August 24, 1814, we allowed the British Army to stroll in to Washington, D.C., and we let them practically burn the city to the ground. They then sauntered merrily off to Baltimore, where they were not quite so successful in their vandalism. Note what I said: the British Army! Turns out there were two or three Canadians in the mix, and I have it on good authority that they were too drunk to participate. [big Drink]

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YOU MIGHT BE A WASHINGTON CLIMBER IF.....

 

YOU HAVE MADE RODCHESTER'S LIST OF DRINKING/NORTH FACE/BUDDIES LIST OF PEOPLE WHO STARE AT THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR TO REASSURE THAT THEY ARE BADASS AND THAT STUPID CC.COM AND THOSE ASSHOLES THAT PARTICIAPTE ON IT ARE WORTHLESS, SPONSERLESS GAPERS WHO ONLY CAN SPRAY HARD, BUT COULD NEVER CLIMB HARD OR HAVE AS MUCH MONEY AND 'REAL' FRIENDS!!!!! AS ME!!!!!

 

[laf][laf][big Drink][laf][Razz][Cool][Roll Eyes][big Drink]

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The limeys couldnt stop drinking tea. It was the Canadians. Remember Canada was British then so Canadians were the British Army. And we sailed into the fucking harbour and torched the place. But you are a second rate country so Im not surprised they tell you a 2nd rate version of history.

 

Nowadays we have better things to burn down than a whitehouse. [big Grin]

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Originally posted by Dru:

Nowadays we have better things to burn down than a whitehouse.
[big Grin]

WOULD THAT BE THE GREENHOUSE YOU BE BURNIN NOW THERE CHEIF!?????

 

[Cool]

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It might be green and come from a greenhouse, or from a growhouse, or something... [Wink]

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