bunglehead Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 but if i'm down town at some pub and my shoes stick to the floor then fosure washy. ... Hanging out at Good Times again Fejas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 uh - uh, those blowers are full of bacteria. nice, warm, moist environment. i just wipe my hands on a couple handfulls of TP or seat covers rather than uise one of those blowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 but if i'm down town at some pub and my shoes stick to the floor then fosure washy. ... Hanging out at Good Times again Fejas? I was thinkin of the bath-room at the Wetlands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Ye Gods! The Wetlands bathroom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Ye Gods! The Wetlands bathroom! Not that I ever admit to going to Joggers but the bathroom in there was a sess pool last time I was there. and they don't sell pitcher there, WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Joggers. Isn't it ironic? A dive bar named Joggers? That place is Guh-Ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Satyricon had the worst bathroom of any bar in Portland. Taking a piss there was like watching a soccer match: no one wanted to touch anything with their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Don't forget the bathrooms at the Roseland. I was there once for Dred Zeppelin, and with all the steam billoiwng out the front door, it looked like the entrance to hell. Coulda just been that show, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 if there are 10 open stalls there is no need to take the one right next to me. this is the unspoken rule of 1 stall spacing. This needs clarification. Let's assume their are 5 unirnals. 1.if some are filled, piss in one at least a space away 2.if you have to be in the next one over, try the one by the wall, or closest to the wall. 3. if empty pick either the middle one so even spacing can occor, or the last one farthest from the door Also, no matter how good they look. no matter how good they may smell.....NEVER EVER EAT THE URINAL CAKES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Don't forget the bathrooms at the Roseland. I was there once for Dred Zeppelin, and with all the steam billoiwng out the front door, it looked like the entrance to hell. Coulda just been that show, though. I was at that show and that wasnt steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 One more thing, FLUSH THE DAMN TOLET WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!! I don't know how many times I've had to take a dump and, picked a stall using the proper spacing requirements, and there is someones turds aging in the bowl. Some dudes could also work on their aim! Was at a SF Giants game once and while taking a leaking a woman walks out of a stall tugging at her clothes and saying, "Goddamn men piss all over everything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILuvAliens Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Wash hands at own risk! It is a past time of mine to piss in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 I wish they had snow cone dispensers in the stalls. There's nothing like being in the mountains, digging a hole next to the old snowfield, and whiping clean with the freshiez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 I wish they had snow cone dispensers in the stalls. There's nothing like being in the mountains, digging a hole next to the old snowfield, and whiping clean with the freshiez. You know that you're hardcore when you prefer the icy touch of snow on your bung... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 You know that you're hardcore when you prefer the icy touch of snow on your bung... Maybe he just has ragin' hemorhoids and no Prep H, or enjoys Mexican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 You guys seem a little uptight. I've been in sani-cans when the villiage idiot (there's usually one lurking around) trys to pry the door open with a shovel, takes pleasure in dropping bricks down the vent stack, wails on the sides of the sani-can with a 2x4 and the best prank, using a dozen screws to fasten the door shut and take the sani-can (with you inside) for a tour around the jobsite on the forklift. Try taking a crap with all that going on around you and you'll pray all you have to tolerate is watching someone just rinse off their hands instead of trying to concentrate on not getting blue "sanitizer" all over your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Yeah, wait'll you get married, and you start taking a shit when there's someone standing in the same room as you , brushing their teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Another thing, don't talk on your cell phone while at the urinal...breaks too many no poo rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 that brick down the vent stack is a great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 You guys seem a little uptight. I've been in sani-cans when the villiage idiot (there's usually one lurking around) trys to pry the door open with a shovel, takes pleasure in dropping bricks down the vent stack, wails on the sides of the sani-can with a 2x4 and the best prank, using a dozen screws to fasten the door shut and take the sani-can (with you inside) for a tour around the jobsite on the forklift. Try taking a crap with all that going on around you and you'll pray all you have to tolerate is watching someone just rinse off their hands instead of trying to concentrate on not getting blue "sanitizer" all over your ass. That seems like child's play compared to an event on a construction site I witnessed. The guy NOBODY liked went in the can. Someone locked the door from the outside with a screwdriver. Several tipped it over and rolled it about 4 times. Someone pulled the screwdriver, tossed it, and ran; the guy came out absolutely COVERED in crap. He got the hint and quit the crew. Another one I only heard about is this. Guy #1 lost his wallet and guy #2 found it. Guy #2 decided to pull a prank on guy #1, and put something that looked like a wallet in the porta-john, mostly burried in the muck. #1 then told #2 that he thought he saw the wallet in the john. #2 went in, spent 10 minutes trying to get it out, and came out with his arms all covered in crap...no wallet. In the mean time, #2 had put the real wallet on the floor under a chair where #1 would find it. MEAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STORER Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 (edited) Hey Fejas, You wash you hands after you piss not because of germs on your dick, but splash back. Piss splashing back on your hands bring germs. Do you want herpies splash back on your hands? I didn't think so. Steve Edited March 9, 2004 by STORER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Hey Fejas, You wash you hands after you piss not because of germs on your dick, but splash back. Piss splashing back on your hands bring germs. Do you want herpies splash back on your hands? I didn't think so. Steve I have yet to get piss splash back on my hand. now i've been drunk and pissed all over my hands before, but then I wash them. You got jet purpeltion in that thing or somtin, piss splash back... or really bad aim, or yer standin to close man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STORER Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Trust me, when you piss in a urinal, you get splash back. As you read this, you have a colony of herpy virus multipling on you hands. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Why should he trust you on an issue that he's certainly had years of experience with? Are you the Urinal God? You only get splash back if you have poor technique, or if you stand close enough to be the damn thing! I've pissed in plenty a urinal without splash back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Trust me, when I piss in a urinal, I get splash back. As I read this, I have a colony of herpy virus multipling on my hands. Steve Wha??? Dude, go wash your hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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