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Rich_Sheffield

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This is an emergency ! I have been taking meds and have become in constipation.

I can't find my laxative.

I can't get to the store right now.

Does anyone know of anything around the house that I can use as a laxative ?

Stopped up and need help! Now !

Constipatingly yours, Canoe cantfocus.gif

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Reading Spray usually makes me want to take a dump.

How pavlovian. yellaf.gif

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Hey, don't take medical advice from an internet bulletin board, get offline and CALL 911 RIGHT NOW! hahaha.gif

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2 or 3 drops of Visene in a glass of juice or coffee will open the floodgates quicker than you could imagine...

 

i used to work with someone who would to do this to coworkers as a prank, its not pretty if they arent prepared pitty.gif

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In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. the_finger.gif

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In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. the_finger.gif

 

It's my understanding that JP-5 is essentially diesel fuel with a few additives. Can you confirm that?

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In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. the_finger.gif
I'll bet you used more than a drop. It can't be THAT potent.

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