Rich_Sheffield Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 This is an emergency ! I have been taking meds and have become in constipation. I can't find my laxative. I can't get to the store right now. Does anyone know of anything around the house that I can use as a laxative ? Stopped up and need help! Now ! Constipatingly yours, Canoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 1/2 cup liquid dish soap should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 coffee and cigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 mexican food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurthicks Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 lots of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Prune juice and Raisin Bran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 he's asking for laxatives, not good deals on rocket fuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Reading Spray usually makes me want to take a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Prune juice and Raisin Bran This should work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Reading Spray usually makes me want to take a dump. How pavlovian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_Sheffield Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Thanks all that good help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Epsom salts (MgSO4) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 coffee. in extreme cases, coffee enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Hey, don't take medical advice from an internet bulletin board, get offline and CALL 911 RIGHT NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 The resident experts are E-Rock and Thinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Does this count toward the poop quota? Or is it a non-poop quota? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 What always works for me is a week old fish taco from a street stand in Ensenda, Baja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Eating a raw pototo usually helps me. Â I was on some pain killers recently that stopped me all up. Time was the only thing that really fixed the problem then. see TR: Mt Constipation -- Solo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 2 or 3 drops of Visene in a glass of juice or coffee will open the floodgates quicker than you could imagine... Â i used to work with someone who would to do this to coworkers as a prank, its not pretty if they arent prepared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Turbo-Lax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. Â It's my understanding that JP-5 is essentially diesel fuel with a few additives. Can you confirm that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alasdair Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 confirmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. I'll bet you used more than a drop. It can't be THAT potent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 You could have handled it like a math teacher - Work it out with a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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