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Contest: Why are sportos giving CBS funny looks?

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Now's your chance to bag on CBS or Sportos or both with your own humorous quip!!! cool.gif

 

A beer bigdrink.gif for the winner (and not some lousy Canadian thief beer boxing_smiley.gif):

 

CBS has the first entry:

 

Catbirdseat wrote:

I still think its funny when the sportos give you such funny looks when you rack up to do a crack. Like, "why in hell would you want to do THAT, when you could just clip a bolt?"

 

Other possibilites:

"Why is he wearing that big dorky helmet?"

 

"Why is he calling us 'Sportos'?"

 

"Whoa, his shoes are giving me an epileptic seizure!!"

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"Whenever I'm feeling depressed, I go out to Vantage where I laugh at the sportos stick-clipping their way up 5.11 bolted routes while I prove my toughness by climbing 5.7 trad in boots."

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I don't think you guys get this contest. It's supposed to be what the "Sportos" are thinking and why they are giving CBS quizzical looks!

 

Like,

"What's that guy trying to prove? Climbing with a shirt on! Hah!"

 

or

 

"Why are those guys belaying with the carabiner through their belay loops?"

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How about,

 

"If that idiot would just move THREE FEET to the right or the left to a bolt line, he wouldn't need all those heavy cams!"

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"Why is that guy rapping that chimney?" "And what's with the pack? We're at Vantage"

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Now's your chance to bag on CBS or Sportos or both with your own humorous quip!!!

 

one would assume since you said to bag on CBS OR sportos or both .... that either was fair game

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Whoa, Dude! That guy is so old he must not know what bolts are for. Or maybe he just can't see them.....

 

 

I've been climbing for a LONG time now, for like almost a YEAR, and I've never seen ANYBODY try to climb without QUICKDRAWS! That's just INSANE!

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