pope Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I prefer 2-ply, the kind with the pillowed texture. How 'bout you guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted May 10, 2002 Author Share Posted May 10, 2002 What? What is this I hear? The self-proclaimed bolting authority using 2-ply? Gotcha, Mr. Pope. If you were so concerned about the environment, you would use single-ply paper. Anyway, who cares about a few holes in the rock when folks in the CD are getting harassed by the man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Ya, Herr Pope, I sink you are, how dos vun say in Amerika, a big hypocrite. You should probably not bitch so much about bolts if you are going to use ze 2-ply paper in ze mountains, ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I run two ply through my printer and print up lambone's posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
central_scrutinizer Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 This...is...the...CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. Here we see the consequences of a young man who has opposed the evil of bolts, only to CONTRADICT himself by choosing a 2-ply paper, an obvious double standard of his self-righteous "environmental ethic". We can only guess that he wants it both ways: he wants to be the POPE and tell everybody how to do their business, to keep the rocks clean of their human filth, and yet he covertly uses a 2-ply paper in the mountain enviorment. Perhaps Mr. Lambone could offer a few four-letter words (not "prick"...that doesn't count) to describe Mr. Pope and his "middle-aged fucker" friend, Mr. Dwayner, who, it is important to note, has been known to wipe his ass with hard-copy of Lambone's posts in order to, in the words of Dwayner, add a little dignity to Boney's words. Â With these developments, we can only speculate what Pope will do next that will further expose the hypocrisy of his bolting stance. Stay tuned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Pillowy 2-ply burns too hot. More likelihood of starting a brush fire if used correctly. Â It does, however, have the advantage of curtailing the dreaded poke-through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackhead Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I think that good old fashioned snow works the best. Before there was paper, there was snow. I like the way it chills my butthole, and sends shivers of pleasure up my spine. After blowing mud I always go for the snowy wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Â mmmmmm....nothin like a nice smoth rock it's an odd sort of good feeling. Â Just be sure to wash it off when your done, so not to interfere with the wildlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 grrrr... Â [ 05-10-2002, 01:15 AM: Message edited by: Lambone ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceIceBaby Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Snowball with alcohol swap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMAZONIA Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 It doesn't matter what kind you use. Pack it in pack it out. In most circumstances ( except the snowfields of popular peaks )go way off trail, leave excrement exposed to elements to quickly degenerate take paper out in plastic ziplock bag. It helps and is way less messy if you wrap final paper with clean paper before incerting in bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 The last piece of ass you guys got, was when your finger broke through your paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I like to burn my tp and or use snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I don't use paper. But, I only eat with my right hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by CAMAZONIA: It doesn't matter what kind you use. Pack it in pack it out. In most circumstances ( except the snowfields of popular peaks )go way off trail, leave excrement exposed to elements to quickly degenerate take paper out in plastic ziplock bag. It helps and is way less messy if you wrap final paper with clean paper before incerting in bag. freakin enviromentalists.... Â Paul, that's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceIceBaby Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: I don't use paper. But, I only eat with my right hand. Enjoy your dinner now...Fingers liking emmm, emmm, good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I worked for Outward Bound for several years and we did not carry or allow our students to carry any toilet paper because they would inevitably end up strewing it all over the woods if they had it. You should have seen them when we took away their stash on day one! After three weeks of wiping their butt with leaves, moss, pine cones (sweep only with the grain), sticks (peel the bark off first, rocks (river rocks are OK) and snow, most became comfortable with what they could find in the woods but they ran for the two ply as soon as they had a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Hey Mattp! Who did the cooking on your trips ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I imagine this is a big topic of conversation among all you spray-lords, since you are all FULL OF SHIT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payaso Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Just take Immodium 12 hours before a climb. No need for TP, and no need for the mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Use snow. Pack the tan ball tight. Throw it at AlpineK. Dude, the colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceIceBaby Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by specialed: I imagine this is a big topic of conversation among all you spray-lords, since you are all FULL OF SHIT!!! In which hand … at the end of the day I get confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceIceBaby Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 I am invisible I use Pampers Custom Fit Cruisers they are perfect for an active little one like me. Cruisers offer such an incredible stretch that they’ll follow me wherever I move and there is no waste issue   [ 05-10-2002, 10:29 AM: Message edited by: IceIceBaby ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downhill Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Before pipe bombs became de rigueur I remember tortillas (soft not crispy)being used on wall climbs - as both an alternative for TP as well a "delivery vehicle" for material removal and relocation. Right sporting. Maybe this how ultimate frisbee started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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