jja Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU FEB 12, 2004 11:45:28 ET XXXXX CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS: KERRY FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY, RIVALS PREDICT RUIN **World Exclusive** **Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT** A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around Sen. John Kerry and his quest to lockup the Democratic nomination for president, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal. Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked. MORE A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head! In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Clark made the startling comments.] The Kerry commotion is why Howard Dean has turned increasingly aggressive against Kerry in recent days, and is the key reason why Dean reversed his decision to drop out of the race after Wisconsin, top campaign sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT. Developing... ----------------------------------------------------------- Filed By Matt Drudge Reports are moved when circumstances warrant http://www.drudgereport.com for updates ©DRUDGE REPORT 2004 Not for reproduction without permission of the author Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jja Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 The rumor's are that this story is being shopped around by Chris Lehane - democratic muck raker extrodinaire, and past consultant to the Kerry campaign, before he got fired by Kerry and hired by Clark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's Greeaat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 when is the Lifetime movie coming out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 i hope she got a semen sample on her dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 I got an even better one -- unverified but designed to cause more political carnage. Do ya start to see a pattern here? Associate Kerry's public image to that of Clinton's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Why would somebody save a soiled garment? WEIRD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Why would somebody save a soiled garment? WEIRD. dude. there is serious money in selling the undies worn by japanese schoolgirls. extra cash for the skid marked ones too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 How would one go about procuring said garments?? WEIRDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 How would one go about procuring said garments?? WEIRDER. you can buy them from subway vending machines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 How would one go about procuring said garments?? WEIRDER. you are so uptight. get over yourself and the patriarchal anglo-saxo puritanism already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 How would one go about procuring said garments?? WEIRDER. you are so uptight. get over yourself and the patriarchal anglo-saxo puritanism already. HOLY SHIT that is awsome !!!!!!! Can I use that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 How would one go about procuring said garments?? WEIRDER. you are so uptight. get over yourself and the patriarchal anglo-saxo puritanism already. I'm not Anglo Saxon. And I'll take 2 pairs please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Damn, raced to post this story and I'm 15 minutes late. You f'ers are 1) quick or 2) lazy loafers who do nothing but stay online all day. Where is that pinko lefty DFA? He needs a good nose-rubbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 1. I call bullshit and 2. Who fucking cares who John Kerry spooges on, and what her garments are during ejaculation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 1. I call bullshit and 2. Who fucking cares who John Kerry spooges on, and what her garments are during ejaculation. Fuck you, you clown punching rim licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 kerry's avatar also sexually harrassed me in the chat room one night, i soiled myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 1. I call bullshit and 2. Who fucking cares who John Kerry spooges on, and what her garments are during ejaculation. It doesn't matter whether you care. The media cares. Do you remember Gary Hart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 i soiled myself I thought you only soiled yourself during reruns of "Cops". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 No, no, it was CHiPs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 1. I call bullshit and 2. Who fucking cares who John Kerry spooges on, and what her garments are during ejaculation. It doesn't matter whether you care. The media cares. Do you remember Gary Hart? Did I say it matters whether or not I care? Besides, Mark my words, IT'S BULLSHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 "It's never too early to change the world -- women interns are our future!" Check out the bottom caption! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 1. I call bullshit and 2. Who fucking cares who John Kerry spooges on, and what her garments are during ejaculation. Fuck you, you clown punching rim licker Does this mean that I punch the clown while licking rim, or that I punch the clown while fanatizing about licking YOUR rim, or that I punch YOUR clown while licking your rim? I'm so confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 At the risk of bannination, I'm posting what Roark said to me via PM just now. " " He's so eloquent, all I can do is taddle at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Better do the "save as Web page, complete" on that one. It'll be a collector's item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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