Dru Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay. 11- Wrinkles add character. 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars. 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack. 23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me". 27- No maxi-pads. 28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33- Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 35- You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. 36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37- The world is your urinal. Since trask has been banninated I thought I should post this one and hopefully some good spray will fly. Bring it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Classic, Dru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 There is truth in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 trask should be unbanned, I didn't think he was that bad at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 hear, hear iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 awsome! YOu can have an argument, enjoy a beer, and go back to be friends in all of 5 min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Being dirty makes you "manly" not just "dirty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 geez, dru ... always good for a laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 i had a "great to be a guy" moment yesterday, turns out both i and my female co-worker were getting our hair cut right after lunch. her total RT time: 2.5 hours. amount of time she scheduled her appointment ahead of time: 3 weeks. she only trusts one specific person to cut her hair. my total RT time: 20 minutes, including the 5 minute walk each direction. amount of time I scheduled my appointment ahead of time: 0 minutes. with my #2 clipper cut, i'd trust an ex-con with astigmatism, even after a few beers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 that's hilarious ... and so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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