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mothboy88

Prez Candidates as Belay Partners?

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So if you had to pick one of the candidates to be your belay partner, who would yo go with?

 

Bush is out for me - I am just not convinced he knows his knots and the adavancing of the rope might be hard. Maybe if Cheney was looking over his shoulder... Even still, communication might prove difficult if he is making up words when he gets "flusterated" or something.

 

Dean - the screaming would adle me.

 

Sharpton - couldn't be trusted to focus if someone with a camera walked by.

 

Kucinich - I would have to see how his vegan stamina holds up first.

 

Edwards - reminds me a little too much of Clinton. Might lose focus if young women were around.

 

I guess that leaves Kerry and Clark. I figure anyone who has succeeded in the military like they have would have a good appreciation the technical aspects of belaying and knows how to look out for his fellow man in case a stressful situation occurred.

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It might be difficult to get Kerry to wear his brain bucket. He wouldn't want to get Helmet Hair.

 

Is that what mounties are concerned with in belay partners? yellaf.gif

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It might be difficult to get Kerry to wear his brain bucket. He wouldn't want to get Helmet Hair.

 

He's already got a nearly perfect Ecrin Roc hairdo. Why not get the real thing?

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