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It's rather strange that I should be so fond of someone who is just about the polar opposite of myself in almost every way.

 

He's the yin to your yang smileysex5.gifrolleyes.gif

 

Maybe you guys could get together for some crab and a hot tub. fruit.giffruit.gif

 

 

(and yes, it is official, he has been banned).

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It's rather strange that I should be so fond of someone who is just about the polar opposite of myself in almost every way.

 

He's the yin to your yang smileysex5.gifrolleyes.gif

 

Maybe you guys could get together for some crab and a hot tub. fruit.gif

 

 

(and yes, it is official, he has been banned).

 

that's a visual i just did not need~!

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I'll bet many of you think this place is better off without the likes of trask. I don't. Even though his comments may be inane, I think they tend to keep threads flowing, by drawing people's attention to them.

Much like the spectacle of an accident keeps traffic flowing.

 

speaking of the spectacle of an accident, i think there should be a full expose' on why trask was banned (if in fact he was). i think there should be lengthy discussions of the banning, complete with people holding one hand over the mouth and pointing with the other (i.e. was it porn?). i think greta van stern should interview legal experts on banning on the fox network, only to interupt her guests mid sentence when the conversation isn't going the way she wants.

 

and what of the '1984/reign of terror' aspects of banning? why are we not not told who was banned and why? a sprayer is there one day and gone the next. they disappear - presumably sent to some cyberspace gulag.

 

ban trask if you want, i just want the juicy details.

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Jesus Christ, why would anyone continue to start one of these ridiculous threads? So what? He's banned. If you don't think he's going to be back, you've lived in this internet fantasy land for far too many hours of your life. Just like Trask. wave.gif
If it is so ridiculous, then why in hell did you post to it? I was bored, so sue me.
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I agree that it's relatively quiet in spray without trask, and that at his best he could inspire entertaining controversy. But most of the time he just imitated capt. caveman's quasi-moronic style and was too busy flame baiting to come up with anything clever or even entertaining.

 

Personally, I think a banned avatar ought to be permanently banned. If the person behind the curtain has the means to re-avatar they will, but an identity on the board is a valuable thing: low post count = newbie gaper like me or given to pointless offensiveness. It might encourage one to think it over before firing off another audacious-for-the-sake-of-audacity post, and it might keep that particular quality in spray. Maybe not.

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Alondro misses trask too:

 

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Date: 03/08/2003

From: ALONDRA

 

 

Poem by Alondra written December 3, 2003

 

(the first and third stanzas were written by Mike.)

 

ODE TO TRASK

 

If the Lord God had sent me

Then the witch would fall

She'd be gone and I would be

NOT inside this wall!

 

But because I am an evil man,

A sanctimonious prig,

When Barnabas walled me up

Everyone danced a jig.

 

But all that dancing hurt his head

And made him want to scream

So he came back from the dead

To haunt the dancer's dream.

 

He wanted his revenge,

So he took morter and brick

He walled up Barnabas and hoped

That would do the trick.

 

But Josette's ghost saw him

And let Julia and Willie know

That Barnabas was in the wall

To him they had to go.

 

Willie removed all the bricks

As Julia stood by

Then Barnabas said with great relief

"I thought I was gonna die!"

 

This is the tale of what happened

To one "Reverend" Trask.

If you want more of my sorry poetry

All you have to do is ask!"

 

But no one in their right mind will! ROTFL!!!

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