HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 It's almost the weekend, but I started early...cheap whiskey and I'm on my way...Anybody know a good wing joint? I'll be shitfaced by noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 HOOTERS @ Chandlers  ...I'd join ya but I have a date with your GF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 HOOTERS @ Chandlers  Meet you there in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 'good' and 'wing joint' do not go together. my advice for you on this day: avoid crunchy foods cause they hurt when you throw them back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Shameless Plug: Â I've fucking lived on Rolaids since I was old enough to eat pussy and drink beer. Finally took Prilosec and the indigestion is totally gone. I can eat ANYTHING now. Shit ain't cheap, but goddamn, it really works!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 On schedule, Trask and I are firmly deposited at Hooters, spraying via wireless internet hook-up and a laptop. Drinks in hand, boobies on the horizon, and a platter of wings as big as a Buick!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 On schedule, Trask and I are firmly deposited at Hooters, spraying via wireless internet hook-up and a laptop. Drinks in hand, boobies on the horizon, and a platter of wings as big as a Buick!!! Â shouldn't you have the drinks and boobs in hand? what good do they do on the horizon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 On schedule, Trask and I are firmly deposited at Hooters, spraying via wireless internet hook-up and a laptop. Drinks in hand, boobies on the horizon, and a platter of wings as big as a Buick!!! Â shouldn't you have the drinks and boobs in hand? what good do they do on the horizon? Â They were walking our way as I was typing...Trask is now nestled comfortably in-between some healthy All-American 38D's. I spilled barbecue sauce on the keyboard, so this might be my last TR update. Plus, it's hard to type with Heather on my lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Shameless Plug:Â I've fucking lived on Rolaids since I was old enough to eat pussy and drink beer. Finally took Prilosec and the indigestion is totally gone. I can eat ANYTHING now. Shit ain't cheap, but goddamn, it really works!!! Â Any unapealling side effects like oily discharge, mood swings, or dillusional gay sex fantasies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Trask is now nestled comfortably in-between some healthy All-American 38D's. Â 38Ds...that's not hot that's just fat MOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!! wait...that's perfect for trask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 fuck, you should see the nipples on this beast!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 now she's sitting in roark's lap rubbing his jonson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Whoa!! She's bouncing those things off of trask's bald spot. It's making little slapping noises!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 oh oh, I'm feelin a swelling in my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 oh for dogsake! you're both pathetic and desperate month salary in tips for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 this is f'ing sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 I told you not to pop those Viagra too early in the day. Kimberly and Sara were giving you the go-ahead look a minute ago, though. Â Hey, honey, can we order some cheese sticks over here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 hahaha  it's friday, what else we got ta do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I thought it was fucking hilarious. Next best thing to streaming updates. Of course, mebbe it's cuz I had a coupla Black Butte Porter mondos at Red Robin for lunch. Â Hey jon/timmy, what do you think you could do to the site to bring us streaming video clips of cc.com-ers running amok with wild abandon and engaging in acts of moral depravity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 it's a cry for help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Ronny, the manager just upgraded Trask and I to a Gold Preferred Membership of the Hooters Double-D Club. Free wings for a year and our pick of Hooters babes to bring 'em over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I am sick, in a morally depraved sorta way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Hey minx, do you find it odd that, as a sex industry worker, you're the only female following this luridly disgusting thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 nahhh...i find that i am just odd. Â i have to keep track of trask so i make sure he's being appropriately moderated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Â Well, I filled out my timecard this morning that implied that I was going to actually work to 5 pm this afternoon, so I'll leave you to your "trask moderation" duties. Keep me informed of any scandalous/libelous updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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