Eerie Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'll be honest with everyone. If you are a skier in front of me in a liftline you'd best check your skis afterwards. I scrape my snowboard edge along the backs of skis in front of me in the liftline. I do it cause I enjoy doing it, especially to those expensive looking orange salomons(?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jdog Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 GOD created ski poles for skiers because he knew some day in the future that single plankers would come along. if you plan on dulling your edges on the backs of my skis in the lift line, be prepared for a nice beating with my ski pole. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'll be honest with everyone. If you are a skier in front of me in a liftline you'd best check your skis afterwards. I scrape my snowboard edge along the backs of skis in front of me in the liftline. I do it cause I enjoy doing it, especially to those expensive looking orange salomons(?). Â No worries Dawg! when I get off the lift i'll wait for you to make a run and follow you, then pile drive your ass face first into the closest blunt object.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Parker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I don't give a rip what the top of my skis look like. Go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I don't give a rip what the top of my skis look like. Go for it! Â ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'll be honest with everyone. If you are a skier in front of me in a liftline you'd best check your skis afterwards. I scrape my snowboard edge along the backs of skis in front of me in the liftline. I do it cause I enjoy doing it, especially to those expensive looking orange salomons(?). Â Holy Fucking Shit!!! I didn't know monkeys could type, let alone use computers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eerie Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Doesn't it SUCK when you're EPIC POWDER DAY gets RUINED when some P.O.S. snowboarder scratches your skis??!! skis are gonna get scratched up just like my snowboard is gonna get scratched up. big frickin deal. if you're gonna get bent all outta shape over it... Â go figure. i am a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Why bring it up in the first place then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Nope...don't care about my topsheets. But I'll bust that snowboard over yer head just cuz I like getting aggro on skinny wittle punkity ass crybaby knuckledraggers. It puts a smile on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I've seen you lurching towards the chair like eegore with your one good leg, flailing desperately to make it up to the loading line. YOU SUCK BOARDER BWAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerie Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 I've seen you lurching towards the chair like eegore with your one good leg, flailing desperately to make it up to the loading line. YOU SUCK BOARDER BWAHAHA Â and I've seen you Wanna Be Alberto Tomba in tights searching for a lost ski on a powder day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I eat a donut a day simply to be more like Alberto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i just don't get why you'd derive any satisfaction from this. sounds like you've got yourself a snowboard inferiority complex. aren't you the same guy who can't get off the lift w/o getting planted on your ass while i ski past and cover you w/snow? just curious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Â some folks 'round here sure are a sucker for a troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerie Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 aren't you the same guy who can't get off the lift w/o getting planted on your ass while i ski past and cover you w/snow? just curious no. not the same person. thanks for playin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 aren't you the same guy who can't get off the lift w/o getting planted on your ass while i ski past and cover you w/snow? just curious no. not the same person. thanks for playin'. Â You wont be able to run your board across mine anyhow, Iz gots tips back there too.... Â b-rock, there nothing wrong with bitin at a troll once or twice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 aren't you the same guy who can't get off the lift w/o getting planted on your ass while i ski past and cover you w/snow? just curious no. not the same person. thanks for playin'. Â What you talking 'bout, I saw your ass planted in the snow after you tripped over your own dreadlocks and baggy pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 aren't you the same guy who can't get off the lift w/o getting planted on your ass while i ski past and cover you w/snow? just curious no. not the same person. thanks for playin'. Â What you talking 'bout, I saw your ass planted in the snow after you tripped over your own dreadlocks and baggy pants. Â that's why those pants for snowboarding have the padded ass and i don't even wanna know about the padded knees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerie Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Troll? What'chu talkin bout? Looks to me like the only posters on this thread that have been registered longer than me are specialed and D_Parker. Â specialed, boy you must have missed the shortbus once again . Lately, I've seen more dreadlocked baggy pant wearing skiers than snowboarders lately. I'll give'em a break since they're just following trends from years past. They can't help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I ride the shortbus to skool everyday. They say in a couple years I can take the crash helmet off when I walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 That helmat must have made you the coolest kid on the short bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Troll? What'chu talkin bout? Looks to me like the only posters on this thread that have been registered longer than me are specialed and D_Parker. Some of us are just lazy. Â For a dumb joke: Â Whats the difference between a slalom gate and a snow boarder? Â The gates got more brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyperu Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Nope...don't care about my topsheets. But I'll bust that snowboard over yer head just cuz I like getting aggro on skinny wittle punkity ass crybaby knuckledraggers. It puts a smile on my face yeah tuffy, youre bad huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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