Dwayner Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Hey Groovy Guys, Groovy Gals: Just in case you haven't had "the experience" recently, take a good look! Check me out! I'm a cool cat!!! P.S. big mistake wasn't it! You must now obey the Alpine Kitty. Check your watch...where have you been the last half-hour?...you can't remember can you? Now check your pockets...where did that receipt for a couch dance at the Deja Vu come from...look at the date and time...it was 15 minutes ago. Smell your shirt...it reeks of stripper perfume...now go check the mileage in the car...you've been somewhere recently and the engine is still kinda warm...and there are hamburger wrappers and cat box litter on the floor on the passenger's side...face it: the Alpine Kitty took control of your life for half an hour and you got in your car, ordered some burgers from the Big Mac, made a lightning quick trip to "the Vu" for a little party on your lap, and then ran out to return to this very computer.You should be so lucky that you lost only thirty minutes...last week, the Alpine Kitty sent me on a mission that must have taken me half a day, including loads of alcohol, "chimichangas", and a fistful of phone numbers and business cards. When I finally snapped out of it, I was seated in front of the computer as I am now, with my pants on backwards, scratch marks on my back and a black eye. ....Beware the Alpine Kitty.Also, a bag full of my climbing gear was found 2 pitches up on City Park at Index. The Kitty is powerful!- Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Country_Jake Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 did you take some bad acid or what man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticNacho Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Dwayner, how do you find this stuff!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Don't eat the green acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 BAD KITTY! stripped spandex and bought some prana pants and a crash pad, a large chalk bucket...I am a boulderer... Sean "Sharma" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 dude i love the alpine kitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtngrrrl Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 who would win the battle of the hypnotic animals? alpinekitty or devil dog of ballard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 That stupid dog, he look fierce, but he ain't got the mind-control thing going on. OBEY THE ALPINE KITTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbot Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 [ 04-05-2002: Message edited by: gearbot ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004  stupid konstruktiv.net just takes you to a spam site now  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Man you drug that old thread outta the garbage can. Â http://www.jlist.com/ADULTTOYS/ Â Like that Dwayner AKA now Merv Griffin? Â Damndest thing: they have Hello Kitty Vibrators, errrrr, personal massagers I mean, and other interesting toys and shirts. Was that what the site above used to direct you to? Â Heads up so you don't need to complain if you don't like that stuff like I do: that is an adult site. You might not want to closely examine the Montana road sign pic under my name either. Â Â Dru, how do you find time to climb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 bill it had nothing to do with hello kitty vibrators it just took you to this site with a pic of a cat with epilepsy-inducing flashing eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Alpine Kitty goes Motor-bikin' Â http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterM Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 is alpine kitty Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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