Dru Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 29 November. In 1988 the British Medical Journal reported the case of a boy born in Brittain in 1983 with a two-inch tail that moved independently and was covered with fine downy hair. With his parents' agreement, the tail was removed shortly after birth. The scar on the five-year-old boy had healed, and he would not be told about his tail. The Cypriot surgeon who cut it off knew of three generations of tailed Cypriots who kept their tails throughout their lives. Gould and Pyle's Anomalies and Curiosities of Medicine (1896) reports on 40 human tails. Would you climb better or worse if you had a tail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 I'd be pissed if I found out I had a tail and my parents cut it off. I should think something like that could be used to advantage. Today, I saw a dog with six toes on each foot. He literally danced over the snow as though he were wearing snowshoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2003 Author Share Posted November 30, 2003 Getting pants custom made would be tricky and you'd probably need special chairs too I believe very soon now they will learn how to re-activate the tail genes in our DNA. I am also hoping for some horn genes to be activated so I can look more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Dru said: Pan-Capricornicus. Yar. That be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Tails are more common than one might suspect. Chances are, somebody who is reading this has (or had) a tail. We know you have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead_Mojo Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 but would it impress the ladies?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: Tails are more common than one might suspect. Chances are, somebody who is reading this has (or had) a tail. We know you have one. Begs to question the statement: "Hey, hey! How 'bout that piece of tail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 (edited) Among those who have tails, folks who just have a piece of tail are frowned upon... Stub-tails are the pariahs of the tail world. Edited November 30, 2003 by lancegranite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: Among those who have tails, folks who just have a piece of tail are frowned upon... Stub-tails are the pariahs of the tail world. No stars on thars, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Sounds like somebody is still a little sensitive about his song. For the record...it was very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: Sounds like somebody is still a little sensitive about his song. For the record...it was very nice. It's spray, Dude. I just don't give a fuck. Get used to it, Noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 MisterE said: lancegranite said: Sounds like somebody is still a little sensitive about his song. For the record...it was very nice. It's spray, Dude. I just don't give a fuck. Get used to it, Noob. Ouch. That's GOTTA hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 You ARE mad! I'm touched.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: I'm touched.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 I look like the Pillsberry dough boy! He He! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 This must be the inspiration for Jason Alexander's character in that piss poor movie 'Shallow Hal'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 cracked said: MisterE said: lancegranite said: Sounds like somebody is still a little sensitive about his song. For the record...it was very nice. It's spray, Dude. I just don't give a fuck. Get used to it, Noob. Ouch. That's GOTTA hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Mr. Harpell, I can't believe you took the time to cut and paste a vagina on a squirrel... Somehow, I feel better about myself. Here's to you! L. Granite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 its an airbrush dumbass. it took about 4 seconds. i am sure your time is much too valuable to spend that much time on anything... prolly why you spray here eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 I'm here for the lasting friendships that the internet is designed to create. We are pen pals now! Your pal, L. Granite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: I'm here for the lasting friendships that the internet is designed to create. We are pen pals now! Your pal, L. Granite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 scott_harpell said: it took about 4 seconds. That's what L.granite's girlfriend said, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 It was love at first sight... and by the way, that's Mrs. Granite to you. She calls you guys "hopeless dorks"and wonders how you ever manage to score.... I think that she might be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: It was love at first sight... and by the way, that's Mrs. Granite to you. She calls you guys "hopeless dorks"and wonders how you ever manage to score.... I think that she might be right. have her come on over. it is obvious she is sex deprived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 lancegranite said: It was love at first sight... That is a myth, as is Falling in love and Romantic love. All three are hormone driven. True love seeks to help spiritual development. Hope you found it in your marriage, or else it is based on deception. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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