Thinker Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 skiing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 snoboy said: AT, French for Cant't Tele. How many of you have looked at the movie? i did and i am looking for some used tele gear right now! nah, but seriously that is some crazy action they are pullin heel-less... check it out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 mtn_mouse said: tele_nut said: Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again. Well said Tele_nut It's funny how all the tele skiers I know, some of whom are pretty good, start parallel turnin when things get tough. As for tele sking being artistic, well I just laid down some art in my toilet. Come on over before I flush it down the drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 AlpineK said: mtn_mouse said: tele_nut said: Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again. Well said Tele_nut It's funny how all the tele skiers I know, some of whom are pretty good, start parallel turnin when things get tough. As for tele sking being artistic, well I just laid down some art in my toilet. Come on over before I flush it down the drain. That's the hardest I've laughed all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 I often use the parallel turn when I'm tired, or when in some kind of deepness, or when I'm just on hardpack and feeling lazy, true. But there are some kinds of breakable crust and other horror show material that I find the telemark is better. And I'm sorry to say it, but although you are much faster than I am, you are no Jean Claude Killy, Mr. K. If you wanna look pretty on your skis, you're going to have to get your head out of the toilet and go back to ski school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 AlpineK said:It's funny how all the tele skiers I know, some of whom are pretty good, start parallel turnin when things get tough. Coz they can. I've never seen a bondage skier lay out some sexy, artisitic curves when the going gets good though... More's the loss for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 That's the Kurt we know and love. He's just makin' room for a little PC libation before he heads out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 snoboy said: AlpineK said:It's funny how all the tele skiers I know, some of whom are pretty good, start parallel turnin when things get tough. Coz they can. I've never seen a bondage skier lay out some sexy, artisitic curves when the going gets good though... More's the loss for them. Actually, I occasionally do tele like turns on rolling stuff when it isn't worth lockin heels down. Matt, racing takes constant coaching. I ski good enough to keep up with quite a few burned out racers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 mattp said: And you are no Jean Claude Killy, Mr. K. If you wanna look pretty on your skis, you're going to have to get your head out of the toilet and go back to ski school. Good one Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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