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This one time we took all of this acid and the kid got stuck between the railroad ties on the old abandonend rail rod trestle and was bashing his face against the ties and i tried to escape out the tiolet but ended up in restraints after i asked a cop if i could fuck her in the ass after they pulled me out from uner the bed after the kentucky hillbilly family told me they were gonna kill me after Ozzy sung me Mr. Crowley before I got locked in the insane asylum before i pissed my pants after they put the cuffs on me after the cuffs cut my hands off and I pissed myself before the Dean of Students came to the hospital after she saw the stolen painting on the wall before i got susspended and spent a year working at a lumber yard. True story!

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This one time we took all of this acid and the kid got stuck between the railroad ties on the old abandonend rail rod trestle and was bashing his face against the ties and i tried to escape out the tiolet but ended up in restraints after i asked a cop if i could fuck her in the ass after they pulled me out from uner the bed after the kentucky hillbilly family told me they were gonna kill me after Ozzy sung me Mr. Crowley before I got locked in the insane asylum before i pissed my pants after they put the cuffs on me after the cuffs cut my hands off and I pissed myself before the Dean of Students came to the hospital after she saw the stolen painting on the wall before i got susspended and spent a year working at a lumber yard. True story!

 

Is this the new Kerouac? Sounds like Neal Cassady on amyl nitrate... wink.gifyelrotflmao.gif

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