Heinouscling Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 OK Dudes and dudettes, lets take a bit of a poll here. Which climbing area do you reckon contains the most female climbers at any given time? I'm thinking Skaha, but Smith is up there also, based on where I've been, of coarse. Smith may have the most totally ripped, hardcore, female climbers. The type that make you drool when you see their muscles ripple under those little sport bras. Oh yea!!! -Heinous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 Eldorado Canyon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 last time i was in this situation it cost me alot...... keep climbing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 let's say i go to do some bouldering at the "Talus pile" boulders (oops I shouldnt have mentioned a secret area??) and no one else is there, that's 100% female climbing presence... I think that would win your contest! but if you showed up it would drop to 50%, so... it's only a good spot to visit if you aren't there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 I just comleted an extensive research topic on this subject (although the sample size was pretty small). Look for the results as soon as I have some time to post them here. Thanks to those who participated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinouscling Posted March 5, 2002 Author Share Posted March 5, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: let's say i go to do some bouldering at the "Talus pile" boulders (oops I shouldnt have mentioned a secret area??) and no one else is there, that's 100% female climbing presence... I think that would win your contest! but if you showed up it would drop to 50%, so... it's only a good spot to visit if you aren't there! I did not ask which climbing area has the greatest "percentage" of females at any given time, I asked which has the most. In other words, I'm interested in climbing areas that are likely to be dense with climbing babage at any given time, so that a good looking, ripped, climbing fool such as myself can meet one, and with any luck get laid and meet a climbing partner at the same time. OK, don't start hammering on me here. I'm being silly about the good looking, ripped part (I'm anything but vain) but be honest folks, how many of you go to a climbing area like Smith as much for meeting someone of the opposite sex as for the climbing? I mean, come on, you have some of the fittest human specimans on the planet climbing around in the hot sun all sweaty and glistening. Often almost naked. I bet even the attached climbers catch themselves lustily staring and would succumb to the urge if given the opportunity. -Heinous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: I did not ask which climbing area has the greatest "percentage" of females at any given time, I asked which has the most. In other words, I'm interested in climbing areas that are likely to be dense with climbing babage at any given time, so that a good looking, ripped, climbing fool such as myself can meet one, and with any luck get laid and meet a climbing partner at the same time. OK, don't start hammering on me here. I'm being silly about the good looking, ripped part (I'm anything but vain) but be honest folks, how many of you go to a climbing area like Smith as much for meeting someone of the opposite sex as for the climbing? I mean, come on, you have some of the fittest human specimans on the planet climbing around in the hot sun all sweaty and glistening. Often almost naked. I bet even the attached climbers catch themselves lustily staring and would succumb to the urge if given the opportunity. -Heinous that's what gyms are for. what? people actually go to gyms to climb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjay Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 I dunno bout that... trad climbers are just inately more sexy than sport climbers, no matter how ripped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sayjay: I dunno bout that... trad climbers are just inately more sexy than sport climbers, no matter how ripped. that cause trad climbers got bigger racks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinouscling Posted March 5, 2002 Author Share Posted March 5, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: that's what gyms are for. what? people actually go to gyms to climb? Gyms will work to. Now theres a fucking scene. I haven't been to VW in Seattle in three years. But lately, I've been hearing some real soap opera tales about that place. The place I go to, ClubSport, near Portland, has no scene. Unfortunatly, not many climbing women either. Its not even a real climbing gym. Why the fuck do I go there!? -Heinous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imorris Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: ClubSport, near Portland, has no scene. Unfortunatly, not many climbing women either. Its not even a real climbing gym. Why the fuck do I go there!? Because you like having your wallet ass-raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: that cause trad climbers got bigger racks yeah, I got lots of nuts and cams too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharmabum Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 on the same note (single, seeking climbing chicks) I've been, uhm, this is hard to say....uhm, seriously thinking, I mean.....an idea, at least is....to uhm....you know...........to uh....JOIN THE MAZAMAS. There, I said it!! Have your way with me, you cruel internet sparayers!! I couldn't help it! I want to get laid, and go climbing...it was the best idea I could come up with....oh the humanity.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrayn Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Whoever said climbers weren't crude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: Smith may have the most totally ripped, hardcore, female climbers. The type that make you drool when you see their muscles ripple under those little sport bras. Oh yea!!!-Heinous Hey, how much muscle do you like on a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by dharmabum: on the same note (single, seeking climbing chicks) I've been, uhm, this is hard to say....uhm, seriously thinking, I mean.....an idea, at least is....to uhm....you know...........to uh....JOIN THE MAZAMAS.There, I said it!! Have your way with me, you cruel internet sparayers!! I couldn't help it! I want to get laid, and go climbing...it was the best idea I could come up with....oh the humanity.. Other people before you have thought of this. If you have even a smidge of self respect you won't be able to do this. Oh you might start to try, but you will freak out eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 southern france, then it was spain...oh wait that was a dream last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Szyjakowski: southern france, then it was spain...oh wait that was a dream last night Yeah, I bet you're still cleaning up from that dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinouscling Posted March 6, 2002 Author Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by pope: Hey, how much muscle do you like on a woman? I was implying quality, not quantity. -Heinous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 (edited) . Edited June 15, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jordop: I think an important distinction needs to me mad between sporty, svelte crag babes and hairy armpit lesbo gorillas. Coupla years ago at Vantage, there was this woman with so much armpit hair that it stuck out the sides of her arms when she had them at her side Its tainted the whole area for me; it always seems like the place is full of religious/Scouts/leadership seminar wackos. Smith girls oooo yeah! You ought never to go to Europe, hirsutophobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 (edited) . Edited June 15, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordonb Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 I hit VW most days at lunch during the week and there is no crowd at all. If you are trolling for tail then you wont find much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceIceBaby Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 For a luscious woman feast you got to go east go to the Gunk's on spring/summer weekend day and you will see man what a tease [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: IceIceBaby ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: Gyms will work to. Now theres a fucking scene. I haven't been to VW in Seattle in three years. But lately, I've been hearing some real soap opera tales about that place. -Heinous Soap Oprea!!!HAHAHA...yeah like I heard that blahblah changed a hold on blahblah's route and now they are out for blood. There is this whole ego struggle between the 6am yoga crowd and the after work crowd...and I hear the employes are about to start locking costomers in for the night if they are not off the wall by 9:55!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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