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      WELCOME TO THE CASCADECLIMBERS.COM FORUMS   02/03/18

      We have upgraded to new forum software as of late last year, and it makes everything here so much better!  It is now much easier to do pretty much anything, including write Trip Reports, sell gear, schedule climbing related events, and more. There is a new reputation system that allows for positive contributors to be recognized,  it is possible to tag content with identifiers, drag and drop in images, and it is much easier to embed multimedia content from Youtube, Vimeo, and more.  In all, the site is much more user friendly, bug free, and feature rich!   Whether you're a new user or a grizzled cascadeclimbers.com veteran, we think you'll love the new forums. Enjoy!
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Assuming you really want to climb, here are some guidelines.

1. If you must post on CC.COM do not under any circumstances reveal that you are female unless you aren't.

2. If you are posting on CC.COM, you obviously are not climbing. That is a problem. Just ask any of the regular posters about their problems. Most of them will list other posters. Posters are posers. If I weren't stuck in an office already, I would not be pecking on a board. Look for someone who posts little or not at all. They stand a higher chance of being out climbing.

3. Do not pay good money to bad teachers. Most climbers are willing to take out a novice now and then. You are a belayer. Your services will probably be valuable pretty fast. Belay slaves are a closely guarded commodity.

4. Fat and weak people do not get good fast. Be strong and reasonably proportioned before asking someone to yard your ass up a rock.

5. Do not read any responses to this post.

 

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