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catbirdseat said:

I have to say that Bill Clinton's record on anti trust issues was abysmal. There is no denying it.

 

You and I might agree on this:

 

Selling/exporting north slope crude to Asian markets in an effort to make sure the American west coast supply is "tight", and prices kept artificially high is bullshit. The original north slope deal, I believe, promised no exports. (Am I wrong on that one?)

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You and I might agree on this:

 

Selling/exporting north slope crude to Asian markets in an effort to make sure the American west coast supply is "tight", and prices kept artificially high is bullshit. The original north slope deal, I believe, promised no exports. (Am I wrong on that one?)

Fairweather, you are correct. That was the deal. WE Alaskan were very happy that OUR oil was for Americans only, but Slick Willy and his CUNT of a wife Hiltery sold us out.

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you have to believe the president.

 

 

but the fucker fed us a bunch a bullshit over the iraqi wmd. the us soldiers are like fish in fuckin barrel over there. and the us is burning through 4 billion $ per month for the operation. and what about the economy stupid?

 

fucking live in the moment. you fuckers arguing about the clintons can suck your own ass.

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1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is divine retribution.

 

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who teaches bible school on Sunday is most qualified to teach 4th graders about sex.

 

3. You have to believe that if we only had enough guns everyone would be safe.

 

4. You have to believe that art should be only for the rich.

 

5. You have to believe that if we come up with enough excuses to do nothing we can ignore global warming and sell more SUVs to get rich while millions go under the waves in Bangladesh.

 

6. You have to believe that women should be kept barefoot and pregnant and that homosexuals should get electroshock treatment.

 

7. You rather kill people after they have become criminals instead of prevent them from being born as unwanted children in the first place.

 

8. You have to believe that business will take care of you even as they export your job overseases.

 

9. You have to believe that if you can't shoot it, log it, or dam it ain't worth shit.

 

10. You have to believe that money will make you happy.

 

11. You have to believe that with a big enough military, you don't need diplomacy.

 

12. You have to believe the NRA is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

 

13. You have to believe that if you cut taxes for the wealthy enough the deficit will go away.

 

14. You have to believe that Milton J. Freedman, Henry Ford and John D. Rockafeller are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, or Albert Einstein.

 

15. You have to believe that "colored" races are poor because they are inferior and test scores prove it.

 

16. You have to believe the best way to keep the health insurance industry rich is to attack Hillary Clinton.

 

17. You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried.

 

18. You have to believe liberals telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a coke head belongs in the White House.

 

19. You have to believe Christianity should be promoted by the government because "we were first", despite the fact that the Constitution forbids the favoring of one religion over another.

 

20. You have to believe that illegal Republican party funding by large corporations disguised as individual contributions is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

 

21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot.

 

And finally...

 

22. You have to believe Richard Nixon covering up a burglary was just a faux pas.

 

Bonus belief of a conservative:

 

23. If a woman is raped put the black man in jail for life. It doesn't matter what the DNA test says 15 years later.

 

Believe all of the above, and THEN you will be a really good conservative

 

catshiteat - this post <this portion deleted for content by the Non-Partisan Anti-Chinese League> . You are a fucking clueless idiot that I would piss on if you stood still for more than 5 minutes. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif

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catshiteat - this post makes me want to take a sock full of D-cell batteries to your skull. You are a fucking clueless idiot that I would piss on if you stood still for more than 5 minutes. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif
Greg, I must be doing something right. And no, I ain't standing still. yelrotflmao.gif

 

Why is it you think you're doing something "right" by pissing me off? You are showing that you have been spoonfed by the likes of James Carville, Terry McCauliffe, and a host of others who want to make you believe the soundbites and half-truth bullshit that the Democratic (and Green) Party wants you to swallow. You're not doing something 'right', you're proving to me how stupid and gullible people like you are; that's just sad.

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Off_White said:

I believe the phrase is "kid gloves," referring to dress gloves made from the skin of baby goats. Dressy and very soft, also difficult to clean, you'd want to take them off rather than get them all messed up in a fight.

 

i am sorry. i forgot that in your presence i must type absolutely perfectly. eat me ass clown the_finger.gif

 

A typo you say? I assumed it was ignorance (in much the same way as someone might refer to "bumpershoot") and set about furthering your education, and this is the thanks I get. I swear, kids today just don't get much of an upbringing. Your daddy must have been much too lenient with you.

 

I suppose this is an example of why spelling does matter, because sometime well before college enrollment poor spelling tends to get one discounted as dim, and few readers bother to make it past the bumbling attempt at written communication to consider the sloppy ideas expressed by such a slovenly mind. I suppose there's always a sports scholarship to hope for...

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catbirdseat said:

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is divine retribution.

 

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who teaches bible school on Sunday is most qualified to teach 4th graders about sex.

 

3. You have to believe that if we only had enough guns everyone would be safe.

 

4. You have to believe that art should be only for the rich.

 

5. You have to believe that if we come up with enough excuses to do nothing we can ignore global warming and sell more SUVs to get rich while millions go under the waves in Bangladesh.

 

6. You have to believe that women should be kept barefoot and pregnant and that homosexuals should get electroshock treatment.

 

7. You rather kill people after they have become criminals instead of prevent them from being born as unwanted children in the first place.

 

8. You have to believe that business will take care of you even as they export your job overseases.

 

9. You have to believe that if you can't shoot it, log it, or dam it ain't worth shit.

 

10. You have to believe that money will make you happy.

 

11. You have to believe that with a big enough military, you don't need diplomacy.

 

12. You have to believe the NRA is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

 

13. You have to believe that if you cut taxes for the wealthy enough the deficit will go away.

 

14. You have to believe that Milton J. Freedman, Henry Ford and John D. Rockafeller are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, or Albert Einstein.

 

15. You have to believe that "colored" races are poor because they are inferior and test scores prove it.

 

16. You have to believe the best way to keep the health insurance industry rich is to attack Hillary Clinton.

 

17. You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried.

 

18. You have to believe liberals telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a coke head belongs in the White House.

 

19. You have to believe Christianity should be promoted by the government because "we were first", despite the fact that the Constitution forbids the favoring of one religion over another.

 

20. You have to believe that illegal Republican party funding by large corporations disguised as individual contributions is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

 

21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot.

 

And finally...

 

22. You have to believe Richard Nixon covering up a burglary was just a faux pas.

 

Bonus belief of a conservative:

 

23. If a woman is raped put the black man in jail for life. It doesn't matter what the DNA test says 15 years later.

 

Believe all of the above, and THEN you will be a really good conservative

 

catshiteat - this post makes me want to take a sock full of D-cell batteries to your skull. You are a fucking clueless idiot that I would piss on if you stood still for more than 5 minutes. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif

 

Ew, little sensative G Dubbya, a little to close to home.

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catbirdseat said:

catshiteat - this post makes me want to take a sock full of D-cell batteries to your skull. You are a fucking clueless idiot that I would piss on if you stood still for more than 5 minutes. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif
Greg, I must be doing something right. And no, I ain't standing still. yelrotflmao.gif

 

Why is it you think you're doing something "right" by pissing me off? You are showing that you have been spoonfed by the likes of James Carville, Terry McCauliffe, and a host of others who want to make you believe the soundbites and half-truth bullshit that the Democratic (and Green) Party wants you to swallow. You're not doing something 'right', you're proving to me how stupid and gullible people like you are; that's just sad.

 

And Greg, I suppose you think that the first post in this thread is fine??? the_finger.gif

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catbirdseat said:

catshiteat - this post makes me want to take a sock full of D-cell batteries to your skull. You are a fucking clueless idiot that I would piss on if you stood still for more than 5 minutes. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif
Greg, I must be doing something right. And no, I ain't standing still. yelrotflmao.gif

 

Why is it you think you're doing something "right" by pissing me off? You are showing that you have been spoonfed by the likes of James Carville, Terry McCauliffe, and a host of others who want to make you believe the soundbites and half-truth bullshit that the Democratic (and Green) Party wants you to swallow. You're not doing something 'right', you're proving to me how stupid and gullible people like you are; that's just sad.

If you are truly pissed off by my post it shows how narrow you really are. For your sake, I hope you are just putting on a show. The liberals like Dave Schuldt don't get all pissed everytime the conservatives take a jab. Why is it some conservatives get all bent out of shape when liberals try to feed them back some of their own medicine?

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Sphinx said:

Destiny's post was humorous. Your post wasn't for the simple reason that it was too similar to Destiny's. Post something original next time. wave.gif

The whole point is that any argument can be turned on its head depending on how you look at things. Rush Limbaugh just makes me want to puke. In his world everything is just so damn simple and black and white. Well, the world isn't simple and it takes, thought, hard work and time to solve our country's social problems.
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catbirdseat said:

catshiteat - this post makes me want to take a sock full of D-cell batteries to your skull. You are a fucking clueless idiot that I would piss on if you stood still for more than 5 minutes. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif
Greg, I must be doing something right. And no, I ain't standing still. yelrotflmao.gif

 

Why is it you think you're doing something "right" by pissing me off? You are showing that you have been spoonfed by the likes of James Carville, Terry McCauliffe, and a host of others who want to make you believe the soundbites and half-truth bullshit that the Democratic (and Green) Party wants you to swallow. You're not doing something 'right', you're proving to me how stupid and gullible people like you are; that's just sad.

If you are truly pissed off by my post it shows how narrow you really are. For your sake, I hope you are just putting on a show. The liberals like Dave Schuldt don't get all pissed everytime the conservatives take a jab. Why is it some conservatives get all bent out of shape when liberals try to feed them back some of their own medicine?

 

Dipshit, it shows not how narrow I am, but how sick I am of all the liberal bullshit that seems to be so prevalently preached in the name of "fact". No, I am not putting on a show; I would love to take a sockful of D-cells to your head. Funny, when liberals take a jab it's a 'joke'; when a conservative does it, it is 'mean-spirited, insensitive, narrow-minded, intolerant, etc."

 

Oh, and dipshit, fix your own fucking problems, don't look to 'society' to do it. You fuckers make me want to fucking puke with your "let's work on social problems". Ted Kennedy and his left-wing band of thieves, cutthroats, and bandits have been bleeding the hardworking individuals of this country dry for too many years in the name of "working on social ills". What a fucking crock. MONEY will not solve it, and MONEY in the hands of the government will only make it worse.

 

MAN, I WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING. madgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifmadgo_ron.gifboxing_smiley.gif

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