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So who's with me on being a climbing bum this summer?


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Ah, but have we forgotten the promised land of the East Side of the Sierras? Easy to find free camping, easy access to Tuolumne Meadows (why swelter in the Valley when TM is 75 degrees and has fewer Tourons?), not to mention a pile of awesome bouldering, and sport climbing if you feel like it. Heck, there's even a bunch of epic long alpine routes. Then again, I might be biased... [chubit]

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King Cobra, from the Lodge store. Ever notice they only sell the malt at that store- not at the villages? Ahhh, the clank of bear boxes, the sounds of 10 different languages spraying from all directions. The gunfire from wildlife (mis)management, the honeys working in curry village- being harrassed by chongo, seeing "Heavy Duty" with a can of OE in is hand. Can't wait to get back!

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No dude, not beer...Malt Liqour, drink six of each and you'll have no problems telling the difference. King Cobra or OE tallboys for $0.65. OE has more bang at close to 8%, but the Cobra, at around 6%, is more palatable to this bum. The best hook-up though is to cozy up to some female euro touristas, they always have a bottle of wine, campsite, etc.

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I'm thinking seriously about spending May in the valley, but I'd rather be on the east side alpine. Snow's probably still around then, but Charlotte Dome was totally bare two years ago in May when I was there. Hmmm. Three week ski traverse or alpine vacation in the sun. Tough call. cool.gif" border="0

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Have fun in Thailand, I just got back a couple months ago from TonSai Beach! Major fun climbing scene over there. Everything's bolted and there are some incredible routes! If you want to be a bum, go there. It's incredible and Thailand is about the cheapest place to lay low. You have to try and spend money there!

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Hey Rodeo and all-

New to this site, new to climbing. I'm planning on hitting the road from May-Aug. Like to do a traveling/climbing/hiking/roadtrip bonanza. Looking for other climbers who are: A)better than me, B) have gear, gas $. I have a harness, shoes, bag, and kick-ass RELIABLE Trooper.

I want to start climbing with people over the next couple months, get to know 'em, etc. before hitting the road. Like to go to Bend, Yosemite, maybe the Tetons, Banff. Wherever, as long as it's gorgeous and sunny. More of a cider girl myself, though. wink.gif" border="0

Good to hear feedback on places to visit!

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Originally posted by alicia:
New to this site, new to climbing. Looking for other climbers who are: A)better than me, B) have gear, gas $. I have a harness, shoes, bag, and kick-ass RELIABLE Trooper.

Hmm, their ropes, their gear, their experience. Sounds like you're looking for a guide Alicia andmost guides I know definitely ain't paying for your gas if they're guiding you for free.

As for the Tetons, mid August through about Sept 10 or so is your best bet for rock routes. All the snow that is going to melt off has done so, the crowds have thinned, and the summer afternoon thunderstorms have abated for the most part (you'll still probably want to be down by 2pm or earlier).

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