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i witnessed someone saving a kids life.

see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking.

then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard.

the kid coughs up the quarter.

after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.'

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lummox said:

i witnessed someone saving a kids life.

see this kid was playing with a quarter and sucked the thing in somehow. he was choking. turning blue. fucking parents were panicking.

then this lady runs over and grabs the kids nutsack. she squeezes. then squeezes hard.

the kid coughs up the quarter.

after the parents chill the fuck out and thank the lady i walk over and ask if she a doctor or sumpin. she says 'goodness no. im a divorce attorney.'

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did ya happen to get her # for me ?????? wink.gif
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