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Off_White said:

No it isn't.

Aww, Mr. Off White I beg to differ. check this web site if you don't mind. http://www.montypythonpages.com/quiz/twit.htm

 

If you take the quiz here are a few hints.

last ?: after U get done with this useless test what should U do?

1st ?: what could U do b/4 taking this test?

1/2 way thru: what should U do to involve more people while taking the test?

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Off_White said:

Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get?

 

i am curious what a jesus fuck is? confused.gif

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Off_White said:

Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get?

 

YOU ARE A CUNT TODAY A REAL FUCKING CUNT. ALL I DID WAS POST A MONTY FUCKING PYTHON WEB SITE FOR THE TWIT OF THE FUCKING GOD DAMN YEAR AND YOU GO FUCKING POSTAL. WELL FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN CUNT, MOTHER FUCKING, BULL PECKER, ASS HOLE SHIT BASTARD OF A LIBERAL SHIT FACE PISS ANT OF A WHIMP. Now bitch how is that for an up bringing you fuck face son-of-a-bitch. hahahhahahah bigdrink.gif

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Off_White said:

Silly Sisu, the obvious response is "Yes it is" whereupon I reply, "No, it ISN'T" and then after a few further iterations of similar nature we digress into a discussion of what exactly IS an argument. Jesus fuck, what kind of an upbringing did you get?

 

YOU ARE A CUNT TODAY A REAL FUCKING CUNT. ALL I DID WAS POST A MONTY FUCKING PYTHON WEB SITE FOR THE TWIT OF THE FUCKING GOD DAMN YEAR AND YOU GO FUCKING POSTAL. WELL FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN CUNT, MOTHER FUCKING, BULL PECKER, ASS HOLE SHIT BASTARD OF A LIBERAL SHIT FACE PISS ANT OF A WHIMP. Now bitch how is that for an up bringing you fuck face son-of-a-bitch. hahahhahahah bigdrink.gif

 

Sisu, go check yourself into the nearest psych ward. NOW!

 

Talk about anger management... rolleyes.gif

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Off_White said:

And Sisu, clearly you know fuck all about Python; your type really makes me want to puke, you coffee nosed malodorous pervert.

Good one, I like it. You malignant, festering, syphilitic oozing chancres. Have a good day there off white.

Below is a poem by Girolamo Fracastoro.(have fun)

 

Sometimes th'infected air hurts

trees alone,

To grass and tender flowers

pernicious known.

 

When earth yields store, yet oft

some strange disease

Shall fall and only on poor cattle

seize.

 

Since then by dear [in the British

sense of "costly"] experiment

we find

Diseases various in their rise

and kind

Of this contagion let us take a view

More terrible for being strange

and new.

To Naples first it came

From France, and justly took

from France his name

Companion from the war....

If then by Traffick thence this

plague was brought

How dearly dearly was that

Traffick bought!

To whom all Indian Traffick

is unknown

Nor could th'infection from the

Western Clime

Seize distant nations at the

self same time.

Nor can th'infection first be

charged on Spain

That sought new worlds beyond

the Western main.

Since from Pyrene's foot, to Italy

It shed its bane on France,

while Spain was free.

 

From whence 'tis plain this Pest

must be assignd

To some more pow'rful cause and

hard to find.

Since nature's then so liable

to change

Why should we think this late

contagion strange?

 

The offices of nature to define

And to each cause a true

effect assign

Must be a task both hard

and doubtful too.

 

[but] nature always to herself

is true.

At first approach of Spring,

I would advise,

Or ev'n in Autumn months

if strength suffice,

To bleed your patient in the

regal vein,

And by degrees th'infected

current drain.

Nor let the foulness of the

course displease.

Obscene indeed, but less than

your disease.

 

The mass of humors now

dissolved within,

To purge themselves by spittle

shall begin,

Till you with wonder at your feet

shall see,

A tide of filth, and bless

the remedy

A shepherd once (distrust not

ancient fame)

Possessed these downs, and

Syphilus his name

A thousand heifers in these vales

he fed,

A thousand ewes to those

fair rivers led

 

This drought our Syphilus beheld

with pain,

Nor could the sufferings of his

flock sustain,

But to the noonday sun with

upcast eyes,

In rage threw these reproaching

blasphemies

Th'aspiring prince with godlike

rites o'erjoyed,

Commands all altars else to be

destroyed,

Proclaims himself in earth's low

sphere to be

The only and sufficient deity

Th'all-seeing sun no longer

could sustain

These practices, but with

enraged disdain

Darts forth such pestilent

malignant beams,

As shed infection on air, earth

and streams;

From whence this malady its

birth received,

And first th'offending Syphilus

was grieved

 

He first wore buboes dreadful

to the sight,

First felt strange pains and sleepless

passed the night;

From him the malady received

its name,

The neighboring shepherds caught

the spreading flame:

At last in city and in court

'twas known,

And seized t'ambitious monarch

on his throne.

On Syphilus the dreadful lot

did fall,

Who now was placed before

the altar bound

His head with sacrificial garlands

crowned,

His throat laid open to the

lifted knife,

But interceding Juno spared

his life,

Commands them in his stead a

heifer slay,

For Phoebus's rage was now

removed away.

 

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Off_White said:

And Sisu, clearly you know fuck all about Python; your type really makes me want to puke, you coffee nosed malodorous pervert.

A Navy buddy of mine is here that has and still climbs with me. He is wondering how you know that my feet stink? confused.gif

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