Somethin' for the Democrats

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Howard Dean is gonna be in Portland and Seattle on August 24th. Come check the guy out and see if he's worthwhile or not.

 

A public service announcement from AmazingCo, Inc.

[lummox]

i aint gonna do anything until a porn star and a midget join the race. like in california.

[iain]

lummox said:

i aint gonna do anything until a porn star and a midget join the race. like in california.

combine the two and you have a candidate worth voting for

[Metalhead_Mojo]

how did larry flynt reach porn star status? or is there a truly sleazy fem piece of ass i missed? i heard houston was gonna enter the race, but then maybe she is too busy lookin around for #621.

[lummox]

Metalhead_Mojo said:

i heard houston was gonna enter the race, but then maybe she is too busy lookin around for #621.

621? that dont even come close (tho maybe the number of those who done popped her ass). i herd she got her lips trimmed. i think she could outfuck marey carey any day. but gary coleman give her real competition.

[Metalhead_Mojo]

she did get a trim, then she went on stern for show and tell. she has been rode hard and put away wet more often than any person should.

[lummox]

i seen this interview with her about the houston 500. she said that midday one of the fuckers went down on her and licked away. thats one crazy mofo fersure.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Howard Dean is coming this weekend, folks! Get out there and get psyched to pummel George Bush Jr's sorry ass right outta the White House!

 

[Alpinfox]

Recieved this via email. Forwarded it to my dad. He was not amused.

 

George W. Bush's Resume for Re-election:

 

 

PAST WORK EXPERINCE--

 

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

 

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

 

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company

went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

 

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took

land using taxpayer money.

 

With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas.

 

 

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR--

 

I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and made

Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

 

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in

America.

 

I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of billions in

borrowed money.

 

I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American

history.

 

I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000

votes with the help of major Enron money and my father's appointments to

the Supreme Court.

 

 

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT--

 

I attacked and overtook two countries.

 

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

 

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

 

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any

12-month period.

 

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.

stock market.

 

My record for environmental issues is the least of my concerns.

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal

record.

 

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year

period.

 

After taking-off the entire month of August, I then presided over the!

worst security failure in U.S. history.

 

I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster" nuke, a WMD.

 

I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Sadam's procurement of

Yellow Cake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on our British

friends.

 

I set the record for most campaign fund! -raising trips by a U.S.

president.

 

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and

that trend continues every month.

 

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

 

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president

in U.S. history.

 

I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president

since the advent of television.

 

I signed more laws and executive orders effectively amending or ignoring

the Constitution than any president in history.

 

I presided over the biggest energy crisis ! in U.S. history and refused

to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

 

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused

to use national reserves as past presidents have done.

 

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in

duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

 

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to

simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering

the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

 

I've dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S.

history.

 

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in

U.S. history.

 

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any

administration in U.S. history.

 

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named

after her.

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost all 50 states of

the Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.

 

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in

any country in history.

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to order a pre-emptive attack

and the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against

the will of the United Nations and the world community.

 

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of

the United States.

 

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,

more than any president in history.

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations

remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

 

I am the first pr! esident in U.S. history to have the United Nations

remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.

 

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of

congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.

history.

 

I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.

 

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

 

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"

(detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

 

I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election

inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

 

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most

corporate campaign donations.

 

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,

(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided over the largest

corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the

Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the

U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

 

I have spent more money on! polls and focus groups than any president in

U.S. history.

 

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center

attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most resented

country in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World

history.

 

I am actively working on a policy of "disengagement" creating the most

hostile of Israel-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

 

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)

view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

 

I am the first U.S. president in history to have the people of South

Korea more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate neighbor, North

Korea.

 

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded

government contracts.

 

I set an all-time record for the number of administration appointees who

violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal investments in

corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.

 

I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden, dead or alive.

 

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder! the leaders

of our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18 months I have

no leads and no credible suspects.

 

In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center attack I have

successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security

failure in the history of the United States.

 

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any

president in U.S. history.

 

In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in

decades, possibly the most divided since the Civil War.

 

I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and have

turned every single economic category downward -- all in less than two

years.

 

 

RECORDS AND REFERENCES--

 

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in M! aine. My Texas

driving record has been erased and is not available.

 

I was AWOL from the National Guard.

 

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

 

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's

library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.

 

All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt

companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

 

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,

attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and

unavailable for public review.

 

~ Please consider this experience when voting in 2004. ~

 

[IceIceBaby]

I love Bush

G.W.BUSH is ma man....

And all the,

to the nation on prime TV LIARS (I did not had sex and inhaled…secretary’s cigar gigolos…TERRORISTS KISSERS, creator of the biggest government HEIST call the “Internet boom” just so they can launder money to their own pocket and suck dry the US economy) democrats tree huggers can kiss ma

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

IceIceBaby said:

I love Bush

G.W.BUSH is ma man....

And all the,

to the nation on prime TV LIARS (I did not had sex and inhaled…secretary’s cigar gigolos…TERRORISTS KISSERS, creator of the biggest government HEIST call the “Internet boom” just so they can launder money to their own pocket and suck dry the US economy) democrats tree huggers can kiss ma

 

This looks like the stuff inside the liner for Fugazi's 'In On The Kill Taker'.

 

Also, Howard Dean made George Bush, Jr. look like a complete ass. All you Republicans better get ready to pay your fuckin' taxes, 'cause we gonna take care of everybody, and all those bitch-ass polluting megacorporations can stew in their own shit while small businesses and actual humans take the fuck over.

 

Please get into your Hummers, form an orderly line, and proceed directly into the ocean where you will be put to use as coral reef building blocks.

 

www.deanforamerica.com

[minx]

don't any of my fellow liberals feel the least bit of concern of howard dean's position on homeland security?

[Fence_Sitter]

minx said:

don't any of my fellow liberals feel the least bit of concern of howard dean's position on homeland security?

 

mark my words... GWB will win because Dean will look like an ass while GW takes the high road. Dean is too woshy washy and has alienated himself from the left and right. we'll see what happens in the comming months, but i predict bush pretending to "not play this kinda politics" and his hunchmen doing it for him. meanwhile dean gets portrayed as the wishy washy confrontational meanie. mark my words...

[Off_White]

Minx, I do

[IceIceBaby]

Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

 

This looks like the stuff inside the liner for Fugazi's 'In On The Kill Taker'.

 

Also, Howard Dean made George Bush, Jr. look like a complete ass. All you Republicans better get ready to pay your fuckin' taxes, 'cause we gonna take care of everybody, and all those bitch-ass polluting megacorporations can stew in their own shit while small businesses and actual humans take the fuck over.

 

Please get into your Hummers, form an orderly line, and proceed directly into the ocean where you will be put to use as coral reef building blocks.

all I can say is

[RobBob]

Howard Dean will lose, because most of America doesn't know who he is, and won't know by election time.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

RobBob said:

Howard Dean will lose, because most of America doesn't know who he is, and won't know by election time.

 

Right, of course. The most recognizable Democratic candidate so far will never get any recognition by '04. Hell, hundreds of people probably didn't see him on the covers of Time and Newsweek a few weeks ago.

 

In the Doctor's opinion, Dean is the candidate gaining momentum on the Demo' side right now. It sounds like Kucinich (www.kucinich.us if DFA remembers right) has got the solid ideals and whatnot, but he's even more unheard of. What we need to do is kick George Bush's sorry Texan ass right out of the White House, and we need a candidate who can muster the support to do that. Dunno, Dean just seems promising at this point, but it's a little early.

 

One thing's sure, though; people are gonna have to get it together and get behind a solid candidate to take Bush down hard. Anybody who's not a lying corporate puppet trying to shove a security camera up your ass is a step in the right direction.

[Sphinx]

Back up. Who's Howard Dean?

[Ursa_Eagle]

Sphinx said:

Back up. Who's Howard Dean?

 

click on the link before opening you mouth next time, moron

[RobBob]

My point exactly. If you democrats want to elect somebody, you're not going to do it by huddling for a self-congratulatory jizz-fest about how great Dean is. I don't care how many magazine covers Howard Dean has been on...he's un-electable. You better find a politician for the job, and back him/her.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

RobBob said:

My point exactly. If you democrats want to elect somebody, you're not going to do it by huddling for a self-congratulatory jizz-fest about how great Dean is. I don't care how many magazine covers Howard Dean has been on...he's un-electable. You better find a politician for the job, and back him/her.

 

Piss on you and your Republican cynicism. Demo's are gonna sweep this bitch and leave you choking on your 1040a.

 

Anyway, 's too early to get behind anyone 100% anyway. Prospective candidates are cruising around, telling us what we wanna hear, etc. Time will tell who means what they're sayin', and the primaries will tell us who's gonna be in it for the final showdown against der Texan fuhrer. Bottom line is it's good to draw some attention to the candidates, get people interested, and start building momentum for said showdown.

 

Plus it's important to remind the Republicons that GW Jr. is gonna need some help moving.

[Sphinx]

DAMMIT. Now, answer my question: WHO IS HOWARD DEAN? I thought Shrub is the only guy running.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

 

"You see this finger here? I'll get procto on your ass if you don't vote Bush out of office next year! I did an extra procto' rotation in med school just for kicks; I ain't fuckin' around witcha!"

[JayB]

The only way Dean has a shot is to claim that he will be able to garner greater international support for stabilizing Iraq than Bush is capable of doing. There is quite a bit of international hostility towards Bush in particular and the US in general at the moment, and someone like Dean could give Europe and much of the rest of the world the "Hey-Here's-a-Guy-that-pretends to-believe-that-Collectivism-works, Dictators-really-do listen-if-you-just-ask-nicely-enough, and-other empirically-disproven-fantasies-just-like-we-do-despite-being-grown-ups" fig-leaf that they need to cooperate more fully with the US without facing the domestic backlash that would likely ensue in each of their respective nations if they were to do the same with Bush at the helm. If Europe and the UN came on board, this would in turn enable the Arab governments to recognize whatever provisional government is currently in place in Iraq without seeming to be abasing themselves before Uncle Sam. If he does this and selects serious people to the serious posts in the Department of Defense, Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve, and the State Department and picks the birkenstock-and-dreamcatcher crowd to oversee the DSHS and other posts in the bureaucratic equivalent of Siberia, he has a chance.

 

If he bases his candidacy on simply pulling the troops out of Iraq, with no regard for the disastrous consequences this will absolutely have for the Iraqi people, the Middle East, and perhaps the rest of the world, he's done. He's then the McGovern for the new Millenium, and a Karl Rove wet-dream come to life. He needs to decide if he wants his primary objective to be his picture in a spot next to the laminated Che Guevara poster in the middle of a left-wing circle jerk in Berkely or actually getting elected.

 

*In part by playing good cop on stage around the world while the bad-cop US Congress quietly but nonethless categorically rejects the treaties that he's vowing to implement.

[Fejas]

"Fuck you you piece of shit republicans!"