texplorer Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Her Majesty's Royal Climber Chestbeater Society is now opening up nominations for the 2003 Summer Chestbeater Awards. This summer we have several new categories in addition to our usual ones. Remember all nominations must be self nominations. Here are the categories- 1) Best Individual Overall Chestbeater : Submit your own climbing related achievements from May 1 to Aug 30. Include ratings, lengths of climbs, # beers involved, sexual acts engaged in upon climbs, rescues, etc. 2) Best Group Chestbeat : Same as individual beat-0ff except with your friends during a single even during the summer. 3) Best Single Chestbeat Event : Submit your account of a single event involving a climbing related activity. 4) NEW!!! Lifetime Chestbeat Award : Do you know someone who has been beating off for years. Now is you chance to honor them and their chestbeats. 5) NEW!!! Best Chestbeat involving Cougars, Snaffehounds, and Horsecock : This one should be obvious. We would like to thank our major sponsor: Scotteryx Cougar Bait Inc. Tune in at the end of the summer when Jon Kraukaur and a one-armed "Climber" present this years' winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Tex - maybe they should present the awards at the fall rope-up in October. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 That's a great idea. I talk to our sponsor and see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 For each winner this year there will be an interesting prize package put together by the lovelies at Hags That Climb Thank you to those amazing ummmmm whatever they are We have also aranged for a brand new baby snaffle to be deliverd to each winner house... SAVE OUR Snaffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 A Snaffle is For Life... Not Just for the Weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 We here at the SAVE OUR SNAFFLE fondation, along with the HAGS THAT CLIMB cooperative, believe that 'Snaffles arn't just for weekends any more' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 of course if Beckey is around the life span of a snaffle is not very long.... BBQ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Dru said: of course if Beckey is around the life span of a snaffle is not very long.... BBQ! we here at SAVE OUR SNAFFLE and HAGS THAT CLIMB, believe that the commen PNW snafle may be an endangerd species. We find it very emotionaly upsetting that any one would eat such a precious creature please refrain from mentioning such hidious acts in front of our gentile sesabilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Dru said: of course if Beckey is around the life span of a snaffle is not very long.... BBQ! we here at SAVE OUR SNAFFLE and HAGS THAT CLIMB, believe that the commen PNW snafle may be an endangerd species. We find it very emotionaly upsetting that any one would eat such a precious creature please refrain from mentioning such hidious acts in front of our gentile sesabilities Fuck that those little fuckers will chew a leg off if your not careful... Its kill or be killed when dealing with the visious PNW Snaffle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 We at the SAVE OUR SNAFFLE foundation, and the HAGS THAT CLIMB cooperative, believe it is our obligation as humans to donate our extra limbs to the precious, amazing, loveable little snafflehound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 Thread drift. Please not another snaffle debate. We here at the Royal Chestbeater Society are for the protection of the snaffle but are not opposed to harvesting snaffle's where they are overpopulating the area (ex. Boston Basin and Mt. Slesse). Lets get back on topic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 I heard the hot new GU flavour for summer 2003 is Barbequed Snaffle. You can't be an award winning chestbeater unless you knock back 50 GU packets on a 'single push, alpine style, summit or plummet' climb of the dreadly Mt Si Haystackwand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 UUUUUMMMMMMMM what was the subject again it maters not 'cause those of us that love the snaffles in cooperation with the children who love snaffles are going to spend the rest of this sweltering day playing in the sprinklers ( oh for the record, that is my chestbeating contrabution ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Muffy...you're cracking my shit up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakioawa Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I think we need a Chestbeat catergory "Freestyle snaffle hunting." Here is my snaffle hunting rating scheme: s0 - shotgun at 10 feet s1 - trapped in haul bag s2 - Rock trundeled from above s3 - Clubbing w/ a #4 camalot s4 - Overhand ice-tool toss at 20 paces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 ALL SNAFFLES SUCK! THEY SHOULD ALL BE EXTERMINATED FROM THE PLANET! tex, if there is a cizzash prize let me know. and i will gladly accept it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 nice try tex, but the thread has been hijacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Winter said: nice try tex, but the thread has been hijacked. All's fair in love and spray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Fuck that those little fuckers will chew a leg off if your not careful... Its kill or be killed when dealing with the visious PNW Snaffle... Ya, like camping up the Umpqua a couple weeks ago, some snaffle ate part of my Petzl Arctic Headlamp! Apparently, salami wrappings are not tasty, but plastic...mmm..mmm! Oh yeah, and some critter actually chewed on my spark plug wires when I was out camping one time. Snaffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quien_Sabe Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 5) NEW!!! Best Chestbeat involving Cougars, Snaffehounds, and Horsecock : This one should be obvious. We would like to thank our major sponsor: Scotteryx Cougar Bait Inc. Tune in at the end of the summer when Jon Kraukaur and a one-armed "Climber" present this years' winners. That is so rad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Winter said: nice try tex, but the thread has been hijacked. All's fair in love and spray too bad this one isn't in spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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