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as imagined on cc.com, what real legends would say if they posted here:

jbumbly : Hi I'm thinking of climbing the North Norwegian Buttress. What are conditions like and what should I bring along?

STEVEHOUSE : Hi jbumbly conditions are great with 2 feet of slush over loose rock and vegetation. take a headlamp, 2 tools and 50 gu packets.

BATSO_HARDING : Jbumbly I would take 5 gallons of red wine, a Dolt cart and 300 bolts.

F.W.BECKEY : Buy my book you cheap bastard!

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Originally posted by dyno merchant:

damn it! that's my dad, you bastards!!!

yeah dyno my boy, i've dropped too much baby batter in these parts to keep track of it all. so how ya doin ya little bastard? and do what your mom tells ya to, ya hear. [big Drink]

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Originally posted by gregm:

yeah dyno my boy, i've dropped too much baby batter in these parts to keep track of it all. so how ya doin ya little bastard? and do what your mom tells ya to, ya hear.
[big Drink]

your not my dad!!!my mommy told me that tom cruise was my old man. my mommy also told me that she gave you a new york taco but that was it!

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