snoboy Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 like booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assparrot Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 like booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 W.C Fields is a goldmine. "I remember a time in the wilds of Afganistan. We lost our corkscrew. We were forced to live on food and water for many days. 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 "You hate me, don't you?" --Cap'n Caveman, at a Pub Club, to my recently-arrived, late as usual, SO. Keep in mind that my SO neither visits this site, nor has ever, or since, had any contact with the quotee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 "I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I have woken up with plenty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonanon Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 First runner up: "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." and my fav: "So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey." --W.C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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