thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." ........You're gonna love this............. The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned_Flanders Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 who's down with bar bitches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 That was even kinda clean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 a climbing friend sends me "HUMOR" all the time. usually, it's not so clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 trask, I presume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 nope; not trask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 U will not believe how boring that joke gets when U hear it for about the 30th time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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