allthumbs Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 timmy, post a picture of your ass with a bic lighter fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 There is also a factor of vibration, I've been woken by vibration but not stench... Peperony pizza and budwiser gets the highest vibration, where as fish and stoute gets the worst stench.... although my ass prety much always reeks havick on the nose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 I thought this said "Drinking beers and dropping acid" What a dissappointment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekania Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Nothing- absolutely nothing- beats smoked oysters for unsavory posterior olfactory emissions. Glad I was camping solo to find that one out. Or maybe everyone else should be glad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 I'll report back tomorrow, I have already drank 3 peashooter ales, and am headed to happy hour th drink Dos XX on tap...unfortunately with clients or I might head to the newly refurbished schurman rock.... shoud be an excellent report.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Oh! I just added Two FatTires.... and still going....Now onto The contour DownTown!!! More fuel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth_Man Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Fuckin hillary-ious Post this whole thread over at that hiker sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micajones Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Here, have a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 You know, Timmy, this is exactly the type of thread to drag me out of my post-Yosemite lurkerdom. But farting (unlike poo) is actually kind of a sensitive topic for me. I have digestive issues, man, and my flatulence is unrivaled by any man, woman, or canine. I'm not trying to brag, just I don't know.... maybe start a support group or something. I've been thinking about getting a regular colonic to see if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 so how was yos? deets pleeze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Once I won a pickled egg eating contest. Even my dog avoided me. 12 Jalapeno pickled eggs. I didn't feel "firm" for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolyn Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I should know better than to start reading spray while munchin on dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 E-rock said: You know, Timmy, this is exactly the type of thread to drag me out of my post-Yosemite lurkerdom. But farting (unlike poo) is actually kind of a sensitive topic for me. I have digestive issues, man, and my flatulence is unrivaled by any man, woman, or canine. I'm not trying to brag, just I don't know.... maybe start a support group or something. I've been thinking about getting a regular colonic to see if that helps. I think we may be on the verge of an activity for rope up, I feel my ass fust is pretty bomb, anyone who has done anything with me can vouch for that. i say the morning after the first night of rope up, we have an ass busting contest. rating/scoring can be based on the following: length of wind volume of the blast facial expressions during passing of said gas and of course scent the winner would get a travel size set of wet-naps to clean themselves with. i'm in, who else wants a piece of the action. trask will be the judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 okay, but no lighting farts. i've been reading up on this subject and it can be dangerous...possible to blow a hole in your intestine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 not that this thread needs to be awakened ... but ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 From my research conducted June 18 - 19, 2003. After drinking 3 Peashooter Ales at noon with lunch. 2 fat tire Ales with my boss at 3pm, 2 Dos XX at 5pm, Several more glasses of Fat Tire from 6-10. My findings are that my flatulence was very pungent, possesing a sweet yet sour smell the next morning, lasting until approx. Noon. My actual scat, was semi-solid, with a smell strongly resembling my gas. I did not have a chance to add coffee to the mix, but assume that would have made my morning much more rushed, and urgent. There it is, I'm not proud, but I enjoyed the research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 this thread sucks ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 hikerwa doing some damage: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 hikerwa said: From my research conducted June 18 - 19, 2003. After drinking 3 Peashooter Ales at noon with lunch. 2 fat tire Ales with my boss at 3pm, 2 Dos XX at 5pm, Several more glasses of Fat Tire from 6-10. My findings are that my flatulence was very pungent, possesing a sweet yet sour smell the next morning, lasting until approx. Noon. My actual scat, was semi-solid, with a smell strongly resembling my gas. I did not have a chance to add coffee to the mix, but assume that would have made my morning much more rushed, and urgent. There it is, I'm not proud, but I enjoyed the research. thank you for sharing, i'll add this to your file Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Bets on Timmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 HC + Black Butte = TOXIC ASS I'm training right now, by the time rope up comes around, i'm bringin my A Game beyotches, bess whatch yerselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I'm gonna crawl in your tent at night. Then you will no venom like you have never imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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