Attitude Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Single Malt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 JGowans said: what kind of statement is that? Is this some kind of hippy group therapy session? Get to fuck you sodomy loving dipshit. I have contacts in Chicago. I am scared now Guido!!! You need directions you limp cheese dick or can your homies figure that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said: JGowans said: what kind of statement is that? Is this some kind of hippy group therapy session? Get to fuck you sodomy loving dipshit. I have contacts in Chicago. I am scared now Guido!!! You need directions you limp cheese dick or can your homies figure that out. Guido??? I'll bet you jerked off after you wrote that cos you thought it was just so damn funny. You're such a fucking ball sucking tosser that you've clearly got a gonad lodged somewhere in your cranium and it's affecting your fucking thought process. Don't fuck with the Scots you mid-west cock sucking shithead. Now get back to the kitchen before your boss fires you for not serving enough Big Macs in the past hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 "Would you like fries with that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 JGowans said: Guido??? I'll bet you jerked off after blah, blah, blah, blah, nobody really cares what I have to say so blah, blah, blah. Seems like you might have some homosexual tendencies Guido. At the very least an obsession with other guy's nards. No thanks, keep that shit to yourself. It is hard for you to write or have a coherent thought, huh? Specially without having a barrage of obscenities. That must be the extent of your vocabulary. Go back home and put on your dress ya wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said:Seems like you might have some homosexual tendencies Guido. At the very least an obsession with other guy's nards. No thanks, keep that shit to yourself. It is hard for you to write or have a coherent thought, huh? Specially without having a barrage of obscenities. That must be the extent of your vocabulary. Go back home and put on your dress ya wanker. My thoughts are very coherent thank you very much. I clearly believe that you're a cocksucker. You mid-West ball lickers have it so shit out there that you have to post to a West coast bulletin board. As for the obscenities, you're a fucking twat and deserve nothing less than a barrage. Regarding the extent of my vocabulary...fuck you you fucking fuck. As you write, you are sitting in a not so ergonomic chair in your cube with beige fake walls that rise up 5 ft or so. You've got a picture of your FUGLY wife up there with a few quotes that you think are ever so clever, and can't wait for opportunity to use them. You're trying to make it and get by in life but you'll only ever be a pawn because you really don't have the mental capacity nor the drive to make much of anything in your life. Not to worry though because every Saturday, you get to visit Home Depot and walk hand in hand with your ugly wife at the local white trash mall anxiously eyeing things you can't afford, and all the while wishing that Discover would approve that damned platinum card with the $500 credit limit. As a way to provide the outlet for the “real” you, you end up posting to a climbing web site on the West coast, and pretend that you’re a real climber when the reality is that you have trouble getting out of your car and up the stairs to the local Krispy Kremes. Nevermind though, because you have your wife believing that you’re a tough guy climber and she whispers “Be careful” each time you go out for a 2 mile round-trip hike that takes your lard ass 5 ½ hours to complete. When you go back to the anonymous mid-West peasant village that you grew up in, you once again feel like the Big Man on Campus but little do they know that you’re just a fucking anonymous soul in Chicago with no prospects and an ability to write banal, poorly constructed pseudo-humorous statements on afore-mentioned web site. You get your rocks off writing on this site because your wife is too fat to shag, you’re too poor to pay for it, and you’re too ugly to have an illicit affair. How’s that for vocabulary? Now do me a favor and climb to the pinnacle of the Sears Tower and jump. I fucking dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Ahhhhh...that was very therapeutic. I feel all calm and relaxed all of a sudden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 nice story, jg. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 fuck you you fucking fuck Hey Gowans, that reminds me of an old Derek and Clive routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 GOWANS, THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 JGowans said: Blah, blah, blah, I love to hear myself talk. Hey Guido, you got it all wrong as usual you dumbass prick. However, even if you were correct, that life would be better than your unhappy mad at the world cause I don't know who my dad is life. So, to enlighten you...I own my own aviation business and have for about 4 years now. I don't answer to the man, I am the "man." I currently own three aircraft, each of which are worth more than you will make in a decade (if you had a job). Of course there is no doubt that you are an unemployed loser living with your mom and thus you have so much time to spray your anger. Yeah, I wished I lived somewhere that had mountains, but because of the great choices I have made....I can take-off to the mountain just about anytime I want. Oh yeah, marriage, nah I have not fallen into that trap yet. I do have a wonderful girl friend of a few years who is a competetive triathlete, so you make the mental picture (it's very nice). So, kiss my ass you homosexual beeotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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allthumbs Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said: JGowans said: Blah, blah, blah, I love to hear myself talk. Hey Guido, you got it all wrong as usual you dumbass prick. However, even if you were correct, that life would be better than your unhappy mad at the world cause I don't know who my dad is life. So, to enlighten you...I own my own aviation business and have for about 4 years now. I don't answer to the man, I am the "man." I currently own three aircraft, each of which are worth more than you will make in a decade (if you had a job). Of course there is no doubt that you are an unemployed loser living with your mom and thus you have so much time to spray your anger. Yeah, I wished I lived somewhere that had mountains, but because of the great choices I have made....I can take-off to the mountain just about anytime I want. Oh yeah, marriage, nah I have not fallen into that trap yet. I do have a wonderful girl friend of a few years who is a competetive triathlete, so you make the mental picture (it's very nice). So, kiss my ass you homosexual beeotch. goddamn, that sounds like the good life. you lucky bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said: JGowans said: Blah, blah, blah, I love to hear myself talk. Hey Guido, you got it all wrong as usual you dumbass prick. However, even if you were correct, that life would be better than your unhappy mad at the world cause I don't know who my dad is life. So, to enlighten you...I own my own aviation business and have for about 4 years now. I don't answer to the man, I am the "man." I currently own three aircraft, each of which are worth more than you will make in a decade (if you had a job). Of course there is no doubt that you are an unemployed loser living with your mom and thus you have so much time to spray your anger. Yeah, I wished I lived somewhere that had mountains, but because of the great choices I have made....I can take-off to the mountain just about anytime I want. Oh yeah, marriage, nah I have not fallen into that trap yet. I do have a wonderful girl friend of a few years who is a competetive triathlete, so you make the mental picture (it's very nice). So, kiss my ass you homosexual beeotch. i wasn't aware that there were mountains in chicago... the hill on 4th and capitol dont count kiddo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said: I don't answer to the man, I am the "man." .....So, kiss my ass you homosexual beeotch You are clearly not the man. Here you are trying to justify yourself to an anonymous user that lives halfway across the country. That tells me you really aren't that secure and no amount of Jerry Springer-esque success can convince me otherwise. Nor can you convince me that your wonderful girlfriend is anything but a fucking BUTTERFACE. Incidentally, regarding homosexuality...nothing wrong with it in my book. The fact that you ask me to kiss your ass does suggest some latent desires on your part though. I suggest you take care of those desires sooner rather than later lest you turn into one of those gay-hating closet homosexuals. Also, why don't you buy the same model of plane as John Denver and be done with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 you gotta admit this little irish skirt grabber can dish out some quite good little retorts!!! goes to show what happens when ones mean uncle baby sits!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 j dressed for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Haha!!! Nice one! That was last year at U.S. v Honduras at Safeco. Not only am I a skirt wearer, you can see I went a bit heavy on the makeup too. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Man Guido, you do have some anger issues, which is what started this thread when FS said, "anger management issues"? As far as justify myself to you, no I don't think so. However, I will not take your groundless insults without clarifying just a little. Now, I can see that I have touched a nerve with you. Sorry that your life is so shitty and that I had to point it out among your peers. So, keep up the insults, whining , and whatever else you got. I am enjoying this very much. You are my jester, so keep entertaining me beeothch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said:As far as justify myself to you, no I don't think so.....Sorry that your life is so shitty and that I had to point it out among your peers. 1. You already tried to justify your pitiful existance to me. It's pitiful and completely without justification. John Denver should be your role model. 2. I am without peers. 3. Life is not shitty. A shitty life is having a butterface for a girlfriend, being a glorified cabbie, and living in the mid-west. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 John Denver was a drunk dumbass. My role model is Bushy as I have told you before. Certainly you have peers here, as you are always trying to impress them with your quick wit (that's being very generous) and distasteful comments. As far as number 3 goes, the only thing I know about all of that is living in the midwest. It might not be as esthetically pleasing as the NW, but it sure does have a lot of things to enjoy. Ooops, sorry, big word there for you. Well I suppose it is time for you to go down and get your unemployment check and sign it over to your mom. Until later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I'll save the typing for you... Hey guido, you're a homo blah blah blah. Hey guido your life is shitty blah blah blah. Hey guido, my chick does triathletes, oops, triathlons blah blah blah. Hey guido, I have 3 planes and have made numerous guest appearances in porn movies blah blah blah. Hey guido, in my little mid-western town, they call me the BSD (Big Swinging Dick) blah blah blah. Hey guido, my life's so good I spray about it all over the Internet blah blah blah and on and on and on. I'm bored. You ceased to amuse me long ago. I believe someone is hailing a cab and you need the fare. I understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 n98947 said: It might not be as esthetically pleasing as the NW, but it sure does have a lot of things to enjoy. Ooops, sorry, big word there for you. One that you managed quite successfully to mis-spell. You bore me now because your well of wit dried up long ago, and your brain is more arid than the Gobi desert. Hence, you have tried to bridge the gap from mono-syllabic usage to multi-syllabic usage and have failed miserably. Some might say that's game set and match...guido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 JGowans said: n98947 said: It might not be as esthetically pleasing as the NW, but it sure does have a lot of things to enjoy. Ooops, sorry, big word there for you. One that you managed quite successfully to mis-spell. You bore me now because your well of wit dried up long ago, and your brain is more arid than the Gobi desert. Hence, you have tried to bridge the gap from mono-syllabic usage to multi-syllabic usage and have failed miserably. Some might say that's game set and match...guido. the only thing good about chicago is you can get svyturies extra!!! other than that, it is a glorified corn field the midwest sucks donkey cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Don't forget the Cubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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