Alasdair Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 So several weeks ago I just about killed my neighbors cat with a hockey puck at about 6 am because it was fighting outside my window. Since that wonderfull day when I acctually hit the cat with a solid object, the cat has been using my yard to have battle royal with all the other cats in the neighborhood almost every morning... BETWEEN 5 and 6 AM!!!!! So I now have a stack of solid objects (mostly hockey pucks) on my window sill and throw them every morning. Does anyone have any less violent ways to get rid of cats? I have thought about rat poison, air rifle, Paint ball gun, dart gun, cat trap etc. Any one else ever had to deal with this? Oh and I dont know who the cat that does most of the fighting belongs to or I would have talked to the owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Get one of them Have-A-Heart traps and put some tuna in it. When you catch the cat, simply deposit cat and trap in the nearest waterway. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Get one of them Have-A-Heart traps and put some tuna in it. When you catch the cat, simply deposit cat and trap in the nearest waterway. Problem solved.   fire   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMtDude Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 keep the super soaker handy and spray that little kitty down LOL!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 .12 gauge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Try a super soaker filled with a mixture of ammonia and water. If you really wanna go over the top, use a fly attractant from a feed store, but don't spill it in your room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alasdair Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 ExtremoMtDude said: keep the super soaker handy and spray that little kitty down LOL!!!!!!! Spray it with water? How bout gasoline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 On the other hand, I've found the hours between 5am and 7am to be very productive, so you could just start getting up earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alasdair Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Off_White said: On the other hand, I've found the hours between 5am and 7am to be very productive, so you could just start getting up earlier. Â You obviously dont drink as much as I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFlattlander Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 A bowl of anti freeze will do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 .12 gauge - slugs - 10 ft. - adiós any trace - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Alasdair said: ExtremoMtDude said: keep the super soaker handy and spray that little kitty down LOL!!!!!!! Spray it with water? How bout gasoline? Â Follow with torch or other source of flame. POOF! Problem solved, and no trifling with early morning driving to nearby waterway as in DFA's solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 My neighbor's cat is about ready to pop a litter. He was showing me the burlap sack that the useless bitches are going to be drowned in. Bwahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnGoat Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 sounds to me the useless bitch that belongs in that sack is the screwhead too ignorant to get their cat neutered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Agreed! No more homeless pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 MtnGoat said: sounds to me the useless bitch that belongs in that sack is the screwhead too ignorant to get their cat neutered. Â Â Out of retirement to advocate for animal neutering. What would Charleton Heston think? Shouldn't he be advocating for the right to use military assault weapons on the little defensless creatures? Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 they won't be homeless - they'll be crab bait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Seriously....the hockey puck ain't gonna phase them and it's mean. The super-soaker with just plain water works well as does a bucket of water or a hose. Hose 'em down just like you do when you catch your buddy hittin' on your girlfriend. Or grab them by the scruff of the neck, look firmly into their eyes and in a clear and unwavering voice say, "SHUT YOUR LITTLE PIE HOLE!" I have found both of these methods to be quite effective. Â - Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 "SHUT YOUR LITTLE PIEHOLE". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 the ammonia addition to the squirter kicks ass. or put some lemon juice in it. cats and dogs hate that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 cat wouldnt be out brawling and fucking if it was "fixed" it'd be fat and sleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 For the life of me, I don't understand the attraction to cats. Arrogant, stubborn, sneaky, spiteful, smelly, pissy, so on and so on..... Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 trask said: For the life of me, I don't understand the attraction to cats. Arrogant, stubborn, sneaky, spiteful, smelly, pissy, so on and so on..... Whatever. shit dude theres some cats around where i live and they keep the mice population in check. without em my kitchen would be over-fuckin-run. its pretty fun to watch pounce ona mouse and eat their puny fucking heads. course i might feel diferent if i had cable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Yeah, I have an outside mouser like that. I find 'em fun to watch hunt, but that's about it. Some people really dig 'em, but I suspect these are shorts-over-poly wearers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 DUDE! LOL! Cats rule! LOL! Â At least they've got character, unlike dogs. Cats are awesome. lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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