allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 "some come here to sit and think some come here to shit and stink but I came here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls" .... anybody got any good ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 For A Good Time Call Trask's Wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 which one? I'm Mormon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 "If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 "If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it - who gives a fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 (edited) "Don't forget to wipe your Trask" Edited May 21, 2003 by MisterE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 in the ladies room "TOILET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Your mamas so nasty... Your daddy left her for this shitter because the hole is smaller and it smells better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 You can whip it, you can shake it, you can beat it on the wall, but you'll have to put it back in your pants before that last drop is gun'a fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 "There was an old man from Peru, Who fell asleep in his canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, and awoke in a boat full of goo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Used Crack pipe for sale: lots of resin but still in good shape. See superintendent for details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Happy birthday to Molly McGee. She died on this day at a hundred an' three. For fourteen long years She maintained her virginity. That's not a bad record For in this vicinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 "x^n + y^n does not equal z^n for all n greater than 2. I found a marvelous proof but it's too long to fit on this bathroom stall." This was at my college before Fermat's last theorem actually was proven Pretty dumb huh? Fuck I might as well post it now that I wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Seen at McDonalds: Read "Fast Food Nation", and never eat here again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Wait, I got another limerick, I once knew a young girl named Alice, Who used dynamite as a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her girdle in Dallas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Limericks get in your brain , best to moderate use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 "In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented. They'd drop their load by the road and ride away contented." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micajones Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 The beav is a mystical creature all covered with pubic hair has the face of an innocent preacher but smells like the ass of a bear BTW- I'm audi in about 7 hrs for 6 glorious days and 5 enchanting nights in the Cascades. So long suckas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 micajones said: The beav is a mystical creature all covered with pubic hair has the face of an innocent preacher but smells like the ass of a bear If that is a limerick, then something is missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: "In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented. They'd drop their load by the side of the road and ride away contented." Here's a variation of that one: In the days of old When knights were bold And paper wasn't invented, They'd wipe their ass With a blade of grass And walk away, contented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 projecthex - smith outhouse at grasslands master craftsman of the sweet granite in renton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Note above pisser: "Please do not throw cigarettes in urinal, as they become soggy, and hard to light." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 A crazy fucker I was drinking with one time brought a "urinal big mint" back to the table after he took a piss, dropped it in his pint like a big fizzie, and proceeded to drink it. Fuuukkk, that's just nasty hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 trask said: A crazy fucker I was drinking with one time brought a "urinal big mint" back to the table after he took a piss, dropped it in his pint like a big fizzie, and proceeded to drink it. Fuuukkk, that's just nasty hardcore. Good God, he must have been pissed but good. We used to call those "sugar cookies". They are made of para-dichlorobenzene. Not soluble in water (or beer), but Christ almighty. Eeeeeuuuuwwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Best ever - written on the wall above the urinal: "Why are you reading the graffiti? The joke is in your hand...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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