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Short People

 

Short People got no reason

Short People got no reason

Short People got no reason

To live

 

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

 

Well, I don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

`Round here

 

Short People are just the same

As you and I

(A Fool Such As I)

All men are brothers

Until the day they die

(It's A Wonderful World)

 

Short People got nobody

Short People got nobody

Short People got nobody

To love

 

They got little baby legs

That stand so low

You got to pick 'em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That go beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin' peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

'Round here

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That hits this 'girlie' hard!!! frown.giffrown.giffrown.gif

I don't use my height as an excuse for much - I use a lot of step stools, and climb on the counter tops to reach things. smirk.gif

Except when I want to get close to a good looking guy - then that changes EVERYTHING! wink.gif

 

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kelz said:

agreed, pretty funny auto sig. curious tho, how tall are you guys/girlz? and how tall must one be not to creep you out?

Very good thought...

Erik didn't seem to jump too much around me thumbs_up.gif

I'm 61 inches tall - old nickname "Shorty". smirk.gif

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kitten said:

trask said:

That's not even funny morons. You guys hurt my feelings.

 

Oh Darling - You are not using any vile language. confused.gif Is this REALLY Trask?

I didn't mean to hurt your sensitive feelings. frown.gif

Sorry -

Really now Kitten... are you really SORRY???!?

I call bullsheit! bigdrink.gifhahaha.gifhahaha.gifhahaha.gif

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